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Sorry, oi jes carn't think o' anything to say roit now, 'cept oi luvs abigail, but oi don't want 'ee all ter think oi've forgotten 'ee.
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wherefore art thou, abigail? Oi ain't seen 'ee in yonks. Oi 'opes you 'avent been swept away boi another!
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Woi exactly did the Japanese bomb Poole 'Arbour? What had Dorzet ever done to them?
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We's offen seeing questions 'ere about what's your favourite song or album, so boi way of change Jacob would loik to know what's everybody's favourite musical note.
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Oi think oi've done it! P.s. Sorry to all 'ee other users, maybe Ed can get rid o' my earlier 'opeless efferts? Oi'll be quiet now, but this was summat oi 'ad to do. ♥ ? ♥ ? ♥ ?...
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For you moi dear :) ♤ ?? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ? ♤ ?...
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For you moi dear :) &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ? &9828; ?...
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'ere, oi needs a favour but oi don't want abigail to foind out. Oi needs to know 'ow to get one o' those red love 'arts in me postings so's oi cn send 'er one. Oi suppose its some kind o' HTML, but oi...
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Is it true that underwater lexycogrofers...lexeecograbbits...er, dictionary writers 'ave found the legendary 27th letter o' the alphabet, missing all these years? If so, what will it look like a'ter...
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Oi went a bit barmy this evening and bought 20 o' those ready-to-cook pizzas from the supermarket. I went to put them in the pantry, all on top ' one another, but the stack 'as started listing to one...
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Roit then, can we all be agreed that the Wurzels are the foinest band ever to set foot from Zummerzet?
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Oi've got a brand new combine harvester
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Oi dunno what 'appened with moi larst posting, its all gorn a bit funny. Thing was, oi was leaning on a lamp post on the corner of the street, and oi must have leaned a bit too hard 'cos it fll over,...
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Also, oi once 'eard that Anna Ford's real name was Anna Ford-Mondeo, but she dropped the Mondeo 'cos she thought double-barelled names wos pretentious. Or 'as oi got it wrong?
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Is it true that his real name is Bob Monastery?

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