Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken...
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'...
A duck walks into a bar jumps up on the stool and says to the bar man...."got any bread"? Barman.."sorry, we don't serve ducks in here. The duck waddles out of the bar. Next day the...
Having got off to a flying start at Anfield by winning the Champions League in 2005, Benitez has steered Liverpool only to the FA Cup the following season. I'm not forgetting that they also reached...
A new doctor is being shown round the Mental hospital by the consultant. He is asking his opinion of the patients. Now in the next bed we have a man who sometimes thinks he is a gypsy girl in an opera...
Whats this all about. Chelsea have done it 3 times 1993 2001 & 2008 Spurs twice 1995 & 2004 Newcastle in consecutive seasons 1999 & 2000 There is one more but that would give it away. But...
what happen to the team that only lost two games to the team this season? we only lost Alonso and Aberloa... though Alonso was a major lost, look at us now..... lost five games.. nearly half way...
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised! He bought...