So in Asda I was looking what they had. A woman was also looking to buy one. She said her last kettle a Morphy Richards cost her £41 and lasted her for 16 months. This time she wanted a cheapo. She...
Well It wasn't really a letter it was a gas / electric bill. No note no nothing Remember this http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1324949.html Guess what I did. I posted it straight...
When I moved to London aged 17 I went in to a fish shop and asked for a piece of Cod no chips. He said you want a cod, no said I just a piece of it. He rolled his eyes and gave me the fish. When I got...
He started work and on his first day he said the people were friendly enough but he hardly understood a word they were saying. On his second day he said one man was having a growler for lunch and...
I love lower gas bills and being able to dry the washing outside. There must be more but that's all I can think of. I hate wasps, flies, lawn mowers, noisy kids, motor bikes, my kitchen at 40º in the...
SOME OF THE 'BRIGHTER' MOMENTS FROM BBC QUIZZES. UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments...
To all you wine buffs out there, (I know nothing about wine) I want to buy a decent white wine. Chardonnay Pinot Grigio 1994 is this a goody or a baddy.
Phone rang at 6.30pm when I answered a voice said 'connecting you one moment please' I hung up and dialled 1471. Then I rang the number. An American voice said 'this number is not in service'. Anyone...
I always use my debit card to pay. Invalid pin. I put it in again. Invalid pin. The cashier said if you do it wrong again your card will be cancelled. So as not to allow this to happen I paid with...
And those asking after Mic. He has been a real grump today. All windows open two fans going full blast both aimed at him. In the mean time I've been in the kitchen cooking dinner in, according to the...
MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3....
But this truly saddened me today. He has a 2 handled beaker. I left him drinking his coffee while I did a couple of jobs. When I went back in to him he had dropped the cup and he was wet through....
Only thinking about it as it won't happen. Mic has been a total arse today. Please let him be better tomorrow. Carers due anytime now, I pity them the mood he is in.
Aphorism: A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog...
The wind is getting stronger and I can hear thunder rumbling in the distance. I wish it would storm as I have a bad pressure headache which pain killers don't touch. (West Yorkshire) What's it like...
My problem is you can't wash your hair in the bath. On the other hand IMO you can't properly was your feet in the shower. So what do you think. Bath or shower?
