This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he...
Hi I have some bee started to nest in the brick air vent. I have sealed the hole now. But wonder how long I should leave to ensure all the bee is starved?...
About last nights cock up. He was very nice but I suppose he would be under the circumstances. He asked if I wanted to make an official complaint. I said no, I accepted that they had made a mistake....
Carers gone, shower done, nightie on. About to come back on AB. Bang bang on the door. At this time at night I usually ignore. Bang bang this is the police open the door. I went to the door and asked...
Everything on TV today has been a repeat, with the exception of tonight's edition of Country file. I wonder if the TV planners care about the non footy fans. Have they shot themselves in the foot?
In case any of you have missed me on AB (except for the birthday threads) I have been organising my Mum's funeral - which was held yesterday. I know she had a good life reaching 90 years, but it still...
This is fab. Brew Dog brewery made a bottled called Dead Pony Club. The stuffed shirts at The Portman Group, in their whiny, nasal voices said the name was in breach of the "alcohol marketing code"...
Football on the TV. But why start the programme at 7 pm when kick off is 9 pm. Strikes me it's a bit like some of the story lines on the soaps "It's alright but it goes on too long"....
Saw this on the news today. Why oh why do people go abroad without travel insurance. Before Mic became ill we had an annual policy that cost about £70. We never needed it thankfully but who can tell...
.....starts tomorrow
Shall we have a sweepstake on how many 'why is football on again/why are there 3 games every day/why isn't Eastenders on tonight' threads appear on here?...