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cupid04
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!...
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Sqad
Is he on holiday?
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sherrardk
Some schools around here have already announced at they wil be shut tomorrow because of eye weather forecast - hasn't even starts snowing yet!
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denis567
Did you notice that on 'Bargain Hunt' today, there was a Union flag behind the auctioneer. It was shown upside down. Some people might say it does not matter which way the Union flag is shown, but to...
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Connemmara
What age do you think a person should stop driving. thanks
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murraymints
anyone watching ?......chilling stuff....
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jd_1984
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-marries-kieran-hayler-1538660 In putting this up please dont think I care. My point is THIS was the featured story on the Mirror web page! Ok...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cricket/women-in-sport-has-cricket-ended-six-discrimination-8453063.html I can well see it in Cricket, Golf or even Soccer judging by our present day players, but...
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barney15c
Too late for Jessops but HMV are still trading, but both refused to honour gift vouchers. As they have had the money surely they are breaking the law not honouring them, also were they being deceptive...
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plowter
It's snowing - again. Wish I had a proper, old-fashioned duffle coat. Whatever happened to duffle coats?...
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Bazile
- Shaving Cream or Shaving Foam - Electric Shaver or Razor Blade - Deodrant Spray or Ball - Glasses or contact lenses - Black Coffee or With Milk - Tea or Coffee - Butter or Spread - Coke or Diet Coke...
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woofgang
Victimised pensioner or annoying gob on a stick who should have been dumped years ago?
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Georgiesmum
Which do you prefer, tea or coffee?
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LeMarchand
Am I the only person disappointed by the amount of coverage given to the passing of Gerry Anderson, a man who has inspired and entertained generations of children and adults? Compare the media...
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owenbowen
On a dark night on an unlit road, a man dressed head to foot in black stepped out in front of my son's car. Luckily not too seriously injured. My son reported the accident to the police and offered to...
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joeluke
At my work an obnoxious arrogant bloke is known among a small group of us as 'Thrush'...........because he's an irritating little c***
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plowter
Is there a proper name for someone who provides vajazzles? Vajazzlist? Vajazzleer?...
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SIRandyraven
Chap just knocked on the door and said "Local milkman". We used to have a milkman when I was a kid , but we simply buy milk from Tesco now days in 6 pint containers. The days of bottles of milk being...

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