I sat outside the pub with a pal at lunch time, and we got into one of these "Oh, you just would, wouldn't you" conversations. No need to explain or justify anyone on the list, coz that...
http://www.victoriabe...-navy-chord-1477.html Would any of you ladies wear these hideous jeans? I think they look horrible and actually make the model look fatter than in the muffin top jeans. I...
We invented Rugby.
Those foreigners can't teach us how to play rugby.
We Brits will show them how it's done.
Local boy Warren Gatland will do us proud....
If you have a burger in a pub, and it comes on a plate ... you eat it with. Knife and fork, yes? I've been unfairly teased for not picking my burger up this evening. We don't want greasy fingers,...
Coming to a store near you? So far, I can only find ... Waterstones, Manchester, 20 September (too far away) Waterstones, Canary Wharf, 13 September (too smelly) Harrods, 26 September (I might be...
... The new Jack Wills catalogue.
I know, I live about two minutes walk from the nearest JW shop, but it's still quite nice to get the catalogue through the post....
I'm having a tin of M&S beef curry for lunch. I know, I know ... I'm sorry.
Anyway, I think the labels on the cah got mixed up with some dog food.
It's just like being back at Uni, LOL...
So I've had an email in my Inbox today ... Mrs Yetunde Olowabi has had triplets. Her husband has been killed in a car crash. She can't look after the babies, so is giving them up for adoption. All I...
When Max Bygraves died, his friends all said what a lovely guy he was. Now the papers say he was an unpleasant bully, horrid to people he worked with, had a string of secret affairs, a number of...
Can you add new words to the iPad's stock of known words? Actually, surely "Boaty" isn't "new" word? Those types who wander around Salcombe in deck shoes and Breton tops must be...