This toddler misbehaved at nursery ...
... so his dad put him in the washing machine, and killed him !!!!!!!
http://www.mirror.co....ghty-115875-23596035/...
I've had a few harsh words recently about Susanna Reid's dresses. But, today ... she's back on decent form. Simple, with a stylish crossed over front. Although, I think darker colours suit Susu...
I dropped a bottle of Thai Fish Sauce on my kitchen floor a few minutes ago. It smashed and went ... well, everywhere. And OMG ... it REALLY ponks !!! The whole kitchen is fishy ponky. Thank goodness...
I'm just reading the new edition of Women's Running (while curled up in beddie). p79. "Is it ever a good idea to run on a hangover?" Advice: "You should stay at home if you are very...
During her lifetime, Amy recorded a lot of stuff. Her musical instinct told her what was good, and should be released, and what was rubbish, and should be dumped. As a result, she becomes known for...
I have a mobile ... to dial, I hold it above the steering wheel, so I can see the road ahead ... then I talk ... ILLEGAL. I have a hands free mobile, clipped on the dashboard on the other side of the...
So I've tried to book for lunch next week at a restaurant called The Ivy. Almost inevitably, it's booked up. Almost inevitably, they would find a table for a high profile client. So ... If I phone...
I love these facts ... but I'm ready for the maths guys to shoot me down. A "googol" is a 1 followed by 100 0's. The googol has no real practical application. BUT ... ! If you have 70 people...
I went to this wine tasting thing at Lord's Cricket place yesterday.
It was very jolly.
I felt a bit ropey this morning.
How were your weekends, guys?...
After Susanna Reid's awful neckline gaff on (Tuesday, was it?), today she seems to be wearing scrunched up tin foil.
Susu ... you used to be SUCH a sharp dresser. What ARE you doing?...
Hey, techies ... x
Is there a way to copy all my bookmarks (in Firefox) onto an external hard drive, and then plug the external hard into a different lappy ??
J x...
Well, credit where it's due ...
I have to (grudgingly) hand it to the six toed Croydon inbreds ...
A good result, beating Man Utd last night.
I hope they get to the final....
An Essex girl picks up some perfume at the cosmetics counter. It's called "Viens A Moi" She asks the assistant what it means. The assistant says: "It means 'Come To Me' " The Essex...