Just over a week to the Brighton Festival 2011. Three weeks or so, where the whole concept of "politically correct" will stand as much chance as the suggestion of a self imposed pay cut in...
Okay, please help. Brendan ... today's Guardian ... I can't get number 1. Those of you who are doing it will know what a problem that is! So if some kind person could just give me One (across,...
Okay, the title with "Carry On" innuendo got banned ... So I've parked my sense of humour for the time being, and I'll do it the boring way. Can anyone please tell me if I should ... (tries...
Called in with a pal at her parents' house. It was a bit overcast, but ... The sun came out. The wine came out. The lunch came out. And ... ... the day is a write off. Don't ask how I got home. Well,...
Hey, chucky So, on the way to Gatwick today, I checked the price of petrol at the Rabbit Roundabout. The BP station on the roundabout is 140.9 (for unleaded). Curiously, the Esso station just down the...
My Census form got returned. There was a question asking if I had any financial dependants. I replied ... Asylum seekers ... Unemployable layabouts ... The entire cast of Jeremy Kyle ... The Chairman...
One of those questionnaire people stopped me outside Boots today.
She asked me what grooming products I used?
I said Haribo were good, and Facebook, and little puppies....
Can anyone remember the name of that oil stuff? It was mentioned on a thread recently ... I think sqad mentioned it. You make yourselves all slippery, and I think you get a plastic sheet with it....
At the foot of my bath I have a small wooden cupboard. Before I had my shower just now, I was fishing around in it for a new bar of soap ... ... and I found a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic. Unopened. So,...
I was on Regent Street yesterday, and I went in Austin Reed. I saw this pink jacket in the mens casual section, and I bought one for the BF. I think most guys look good in a pink shirt, so ... Are you...
OMG ... after the game last night, we got SOOOO ratted.
I need to go back to bed and die, or something.
Maybe lots of orange juice would be a better plan....
Does anyone know where I could get some cheap boxes for storing glasses? I've got a load of glasses that I only use when I have a party, or sometimes friends borrow them. They're a sod to store away....