Visited mother-in-law in hospital today..She tried to put on some lipstick but it shot back into the tube before she could manage to use it.. Why do you think that was?
Had my audition last Wednesday and came out as the strongest link. Should hear in the next three or four weeks if i am on the short list...Watch this space....x
Our local council is considering turning some street lights off at night to save money and reduce emmisions, and they say it will help to reduce crime. Who are they kidding? Who thought up this...
Did anybody have those when you were younger, it happened mainly in large families. I had three sisters... I was thirteen before I got out of dresses...x
Why do football managers chew gum like there's no tomorrow. Is it "What they do" ? Or is it to calm their nerves knowing they might get the sack at any moment ?
I have just replaced the ink cartridges in my printer with re-manufactured ones. My question is, why do the printed photos come out with ' stripes' on them? Also, there is a scratching sound coming...
Just got back from holiday on the Isle of Wight..One long party with a free bar every night 7 'til 10..Luvly.! Organised trip from the Ex-Servicemens Club..x lol.