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unrulyjulie

new abers!

I think it would be nice to have a section where new members can introduce themselves.

eveymichelle

beethoven tune plz help!!

there was a popular song out that had remix of a beethoven tune?

johnutar

Remote central locking b***red...

The remote for the central locking on my R reg Citroen Xsara VTS Coupe started to work when it felt like it and so I replaced the lithium battery in the remote but now it doesn't work at all! Do I...

jamesy boy

Ringtone for my soon-to-be ex-wife..

Suggestions, please, for a suitable ringtone for my soon-to-be ex-wife. Currently swapping between 'Tales Of The Unexpected' and 'Your Missus Is A Nutter' by GLC.

Panic Button

Hi all, Have just been doing some homework reading all your advice and handy hints this is a great idea and hopefully i'll be returning soon with good news. Me and my hubbie have only been trying for...

whiffey

What do you think about rude words on the internet ?

It's been wonderfully clean on the ol AB tonight, no swearing, no fights, just the way it should be. So, in that case.. WEE, WILLY, BOTTOM, BUM !! with knobs on and no return. Load of pansies. (Don't...

freehugs_07

Is great oral sex enough to keep a man coming back for 7 yrs

This question is for the men but I would like to hear from women who may have been in a similar situation... Men, Would great sex or oral sex keep you coming back to a girl for 7 yrs? It's this guy...

tigwig

I am nosy!!!

Hello fellow AB's! After been on here for several months now I am wondering what you are all like in real life so would any of you mind telling me the following thing please: How old you are, what you...

Mr.Nose

hey

so i said to myself, **** it, and i shat in the bastarts dinner

leg_end758

nite folkies

nite all its near midnight im off before i turn into a pum pkin . adios x

Mr.Nose

r u a jakey bastart?????

i agree

Mr.Nose

jonnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr.Nose

i farted

do u often fart, eh???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????sorry tht button gets stuck!

AB Asks

How do like buying your music?

Rough Trade are fighting back against internet music downloads by opening what has been called the biggest music-only shop in England. The company thinks that eople still want to have the physical...

johnutar

Cat versus Toast

If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down then which would win if a piece of toast was strapped butter side up on a cat's back. p.s. I'm not suggesting anyone try...

Silversky

Is my family weird?

My mum and dad have been married for 27 years... They have always had a joint bank account. Is this normal? Because it seems when I talk to people they don't have joint bank accounts. And my boyfriend...