He was sitting at the computer the other day, drafting his will, and he called out to his wife, " WHEN I DIE, I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU !!" She shouted back, " YOU ALREADY DO NOW, YOU LAZY...
Church Ladies With Their Typewriters These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the...
THE KEY A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can...
Paddy McCoy,an elderly Irish farmer,received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send...
Explain last two please:
14a) The watercourse doesn't start around fountain (5) t?e?i
16a) France's place in continent usurped by Middle East country (7) a?e?i?a...