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fella

fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. he approaches her anyway and offers ?1000 if she'll have sex with him. '' i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and i'll be finished by...

~Wingnut~

Grrr not a happy bunny :o(

Some oik has keyed our car along with a few others down our street!! I am really angry and majorly peed off. We have a good idea who it was as their little gang think they own this estate and think...

tonyav

shortest day

well today 21st dec is the shortest day for daylight hours so after today it will start to stay lighter later by a few minutes every day, hooray ! .

stokemaveric

fao...............joggerjayne

here are my 2 tips to get on today........pettifour in the 2.10 at ascot and ashkazar in the 2.45 at ascot....im having a ?20.00 double......oh and stoke to win a blackburn lol

Scarlett

Xmas dinner

We have been invited to my sisters for xmas day but she has said she does not want to cook, so will do sandwiches and crisps. I suggested we could all cook the main meal and bring it between us, so...

firewatch

sulphur taste

Hi you guys this is from my hubby, he has been vomiting a few times today and is complaining that after each time he has a really bad sulphur taste in his throat. can any one tell me why? cos its...

cazzz1975

annoying adverts

I hate the sommerfield advert where they chat as if they are visiting friends, every incarnation of them are all cringeworthy

tonyav

scouser's

what does a scouse girl use as protection during sex ? a bus shelter. what do you call a 30 year old scouse girl ? granny. what do you call a scouse girl in a white track suit ? the bride. whats the...

danchip

moral dilema

i bought my wife a silver plated locket off ebay, when it arrived it wasn't a silver plated locket it was a real silver antique one and i've had it checked by a local dealer and he says its worth...

zzxxee

toilet mouth teenager

my daughter whos 17 has a mouth like a toilet , im not a prude but she always seems to eff and blind loudly in inaproppriate places, shes nearly 18 now so i cant ground her please help

Groupie

A woman brings 8 yr old johnny home

and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about...

Bobbysnaked5

men or women about Fondling yourself

Jest wondering, When you spend time in the nude and alone do you get the urge to fondle your penis or vagina. or other areas of the body. ?

lynbrown

The word 'engage'.

Why do people use the word engage when they mean talk? It drives me mad. Teachers 'engage' with their pupils, social workers 'engage' with their clients, ....is it the latest buzz word?

dylan1959

led lights

just bought some led lights which are not replaceable. how many hours are they likely to give? thanks in advance.

silverdaler

how could i scare people in an airport?

im not going to, but i just want to read some funny answers :)

daniela31

Have you all read the ED's blog?

Seems our poor ED has been ill. Lots of it about at the moment. For all of you not feeling very well at the moment, I hope you are feeling much better soon, and certainly well enough to enjoy...

sonic81

whats pink and hard???

Q..whats pink and hard.....a pig with a flick knife

mrs.chappie

Having a baby .....

Women are always told to push. If the woman didn't push, would the baby propel itself out?

bugmenot1

Steve and me are to marry in Febuary

We had a long talk for 3 hours on phone and he says that he wants to marry me in febuary and he says that he would like some friends to be there. he says dabbies and icewoman person on here can come,...

dot.hawkes

If you won �100 to spend in primark

Where would you hire the van?

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