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you know you're getting old when???

.............................................. Your 4 year old asks you what sort of Dinosaur this is in the picture. When you say you dont know they reply with "but you must do mummy, when you was a...

banjosister

ffs

change the record won't ya?

velvet lady

Morgue Smorgasbord

There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, "Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!" The other asked, "What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina?...

Neilzulu1

Train service in London

are getting worse. One bloke was left hanging around for 6 days in Paddington station.

Neilzulu1

Police News Release

The police have stated that the dead tv presenter did not hang himself...he died from a ART ATTACK.

Cheekystar

joint birthdat gift

my lovely mum turns 60 next month, and the family are putting money together to get her a ballon ride, I would also like to get her something small from me, but I don't want to upset the others (not...

lainiej

Sticking Jaw

Over the past few days every time I've yawned when I try to close my mouth the right side of my jaw hinge gets stuck and I'm not able to close my mouth properly without wingling my bottom jaw - sounds...

shivvy

sensodyne toothpaste

Is it possible/likely that your teeth become more sensitive from using sensodyne toothpaste?

legend006

has this place gone mad ?

whiffy posting a complaint about a thread and then saying he feels empathy with it ? am i the only one who doesnt understand what the helll hes goin on about ? if anyone knows feel free to explain ?

col craddock

In 10 days time....

it will be St Georges Day, the Patron Saint of my country ,England. Nothing symbolises the moral demise of my country more than the way we disrespect our war dead compared to Canada (todays MOS)...

whiffey

One for nonuts and leg end

Can you post something really funny about AB users mothers ? It's even funnier if their mothers are dead, and goes through the roof if the death was from a painful and wasting disease. SCUM. Please,...

snowbee

Hands up then

Who thinks that I am not me and I am really whiffey

josie48

Headaches

I've had a thumping bad head all day,took painkillers but no effect. Its been dark and overcast but we just had hailstones with a bit of thunder,headache gone! Anyone else get "Weather heads?"

col craddock

Ah the annonimity...

of chatterbank.I wonder what youd all say, if you all met

Dollie

Menopause question

Anyone found that when they go into menopause they have aching joints in bed during the night and when they get up? Just gone into full-blown menopause e.g. sweats, flushes, no periods etc. I'm aged...

cardi88

posh spice - what is it about her?

following a quote that joan rivers has made about posh spice and her arrogance - it made me wonder what it is that people actually like about her, personally i cant stand the woman and agree about her...

legend758

before the old bag starts whining

Ive come on today . Had a laugh. Yet again the head witch of cb starts her im an alias crap today its knobbys fake im supposed to be. Lets see i was chrissy , who im not , i was pasta freak , who im...

christine847

mr.and mrs

anyone see this this evening? did you think fern looked ill?

knоbbynonuts

We have had the quiestion about

Who would you want to be as a character in the magic roundabout and the one about what character would you want to be in scoobie doo. So I am throwing an open opportunity here. Name any series that...

flipnflap

Bullied Boy on BGT

If the bullied boy on Britain's Got Talent is genuine, I apologise for what I'm about to say. I'm not convinced he was genuine. Even his continually lowered eyelids made me suspicious. Think about it:...

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