I went for a hearing test yesterday and the doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms'?
I said 'Yeah, Homer is a sort of yellow colour with bulging eyes'....
Given the huge size (close to half an inch diameter) of .45 revolver bullets, surely no-one could actually survive being shot by one (as in many Westerns).
Or am I missing something?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54575891 i must confess i had no idea that regional mayors could disagree and refuse to compply with national instructions. I must admit i'm a bit confused - i thought AB...
16 October 1950 was the day on which The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe , one of the great children's novels was first published. The first of C S Lewis's , The Chronicles Of Narnia When it came out...
Yes we have a pandemic of coronavirus but perhaps this has been mentioned - but I have said this before and I will say it again. There will be a pandemic of suicides in the near future. Just watched...
Every appointment I make, every phone call to a company, every purchase - I get chased for feedback. Even from my GP. Well, I've gone on strike. No more feedback from me - just a complaint if...
Poll published today: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8834681/Terry-Wogan-Chris-Evans-Danny-Baker-named-UKs-time-40-radio-broadcasters.html. Noel Edmonds, Pete Murray, Mike Read, David...
Besides almost killing a police officer ( Acquitted) he is also charged with Possession of a handgun ( Min 10 years custody) possession of ammunition ( 10years min) No Firearms Certificate. As he was...
This is tricky as i really don't know how to spell this haha. I am writing a poem and need to state that a dress code is smart casual. But I only have enough syllables for 'Smart caj/cash/cag?? How...
Wickes delivered 8 bags of compost, 4 of gravel, 30 smallish slabs (to the front door). Asked the three blokes to carry it the 35-ish metres to the bottom of the garden, which they did. Lobbed them...
How apt that the blandest Dr Who ever has the blandest ever edition of Who Do You Think You Are, usually one of my favourite series. I’d say that I can’t wait for her to be replaced as the Time Lord,...