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Confession time...

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kingelvis

hhhhwwwwwaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!! g'night fans.......

well the time has come to leave the stage......the audience has gone home....the engineers have packed up their gear......the band are bedding some groupies.....the spot light is fading....and my...

nfn

Why don't I ever win any awards?

I'm soooooooooooo lovely after all!

the>one

well i'll be saying farewell then.....

it was fun while it lasted.......still the wife and kids will get some attention.....just in time for christmas....bye all.... ;-)

johntheplamf

What animal would you like to come back as? I'd like to come back as a right lazy animal, not one of the one's that fall asleep and fall into the mouth of a crocodile though. Summit like a blue whale...

In A Pickle

FAO kingelvis

Maggie was right,The Sands Hotel,Las Vegas was demolished in 1996! So if you still have a suite there it must be very draughty! LOL It was replaced by this:~ http://www.venetian.com/ Now a suite there...

{Dakota}

Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!

Just back from Christmas shopping I just needed to scream my frustrations away. Thank you for listening :)

punk fan

Location

Wher is everybody from and how old are you all? I am from Limerick in Ireland and am 36

JamieR

Hi

I have just joined but would like to say how great this site is. Have only browsed through this section recently but the other sections give real good advice, this seems more of a place to chill :-p

B00

just noticed..........

All Taz's threads have gone. Has the Ed decided they are creepily sinister afterall then????

kingelvis

barrings.....

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question174727.html

Gill 05

I Hate I'm A Celebrity !!!!!!!!

Get me out of here

ELVIS68

The path of the righteous man

is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is...

haysi06

Cheesiest pantomime jokes

anyone got some! Heres my best attempt Aladdin - genie get me a fur coat Genie- what fur? Aladdin - fur to keep me warm ! boom boom!

nfn

sooooooooooo anyway

Dotty, Gill, Dove, others (except him munching in the toilet, you know who you are) shall we have a lovely time tonight? I fancy a good old fashioned chin wag!

nfn

FAO Interesting Peeps

Wotcha!

Woodsz

Christmas Cracker

He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and then her breast.And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...

aka pixi

roflmao

Just been into town to buy a couple of Chrimbo pressies. I wanted some Jazz aftershave, but the shop I went to had sold out. I decided to take a short cut through the market to the supermarket and...

In A Pickle

Can we have a Snow(etc) report please?

Rye,East Sussex(Me) ~ No Snow,but Heavy Frost!