and off the garland across the mantle piece and again this year i need a bigger box!!!! Why is it every year I have more than the year before???? I only bought a few this year. : (
I've just got back from my brother-in-law's. my niece gave (belated) Christmas presents, and mine was a very nice bottle of bubble bath.. a bit pricey and smells lovely and I should know because... I...
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart....
I posted about a dilemma a while back... http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion658942.html He still won't get the hint and has since messaged me on Facebook, texted me and is now trying...
I am thinking of buying a mattress topper as our bed is getting very uncomfortable - we rent. I dont really want to buy a new bed or mattress, as there is no where to put the one that belongs to the...
to all you lovely abers who have supported me and made me laugh and taught me so much, through what has been a very difficult year for me. Happy 2009 xxxxxxx
WHYdo old people stay in in front of the tv on new years eve? seems to me they have more to celebrate about seeing a new year than the rest of us, miserable ingrates.
Am watching the fireworks on tv that is going on at london at the moment and what a display. To think that we are only 10 miles away from this display at the moment I wish that we had gone there now....
I just set my penis on fire and asked my nieghbour who I didnt speak to all last year to blow it out. I now have a charred chippolatta to take into 2009, I was gonna get vetted this year anyway!
Johny pulled out his swiss army knife and stabbed the big snake. then grabbing a broken tree stump he walloped the snake. this was now a dead snake . Johny was an excellent chef . if he opened a...
This time of year always reminds me of the time me Johny Rambo and knuckles nobby were stuck on a desert island. When Johny says we are stuck i knew it mean't stuck with a capital S. We had no food or...
