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Chat up lines

What's the worst chat up line ever.Or the smartest reply to one .The best i heard was, when asked "how do you like your eggs in the morning ? " the girl replied "unfertilized now fcuk off"

knobby...

A packet of Bernard matthews

Turkey drummers, two small bottles of cherry b and a brussell sprout or two each. Now that is what we are having this christmas day, but if we can manage to sell a few cans of bouncers winalot we...

Im a BusyBee

between a roast dinner any week of the year and a christmas dinner?? In our house the answer is nothing! I think we live too well now a days, cant have anything different or special at christmas cos...

cab

May I take this opportunity

to wish everyone a happy xmas before we all get bladdered ?xxxxxxxxxxxx

Mamyalynne

Merry Christmas from Mamya

Before everyone gets too busy with the sprouts, spuds and stockings thought I would say thankyou to all who have been so kind and caring during this difficult year. I know I`m not alone in my loss as...

stokemaveric

crisis at maverick manor.............................

WEVE FORGOT THE STUFFING..........whats the point of having a bird you cant stuff??????????????

legendis.god

merry crimbles

to knobby and lippy dux all ra best for 2009 tae ooooh la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa dopnt get afff yur TROLLy lol

simonruss

time travel

if you could go back in time, where, when would you go and why?

stewey

And a very merry Christmas

to the people involved in this rescue mission........great story. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2008/12/24/ 7844346-sun.html

legendis.god

its pirshin down ere

Yes a good scottiash style downpour. Came from nowhere but suddenly it was bucketing dats n cogs well you knows wot i meanz dunt yerr ? Merryvellare crimble and a hippety hoppity happy new yearzzzz...

knobby.

Hang on

.

stompe

painful

One for Joggerjayne http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_the_doctor/jog gersnipples.shtml

joggerjayne

Girls ... get out this week's Hello!

Get out this week's Hello! magazine (16 December). Turn to page 25 ... the advert for Calvin Klein Man. Now ... you see why I'm keeping that picture in the drawer beside my bed !! And for any of you...

legendis.god

Did you know?

Shes left him !! Im shocked and taken aback. How could she do that to him? Hes an icon. Anyways less said eh?

CAJ1

No taskbar or icons on desktop!

When I turn on the computer, I have no taskbar and no icons on the desktop but the background picture is there. I have to open the internet and other programs from task manager by going to file and...

knobby...

Well I be going of to bed now

And may I just say G'night to me little lovley Mrs.C and me lovely jubbly vissy if you are still here and of course to all of you else that I have respcect for and you know who you are. And vissey you...

knobby...

Oh god

I lost me goat has anybody seen knobbsys goat

wonkon-wonk

i would like some

advice.

zzxxee

baby jesus

if you were going to see the baby jesus what gift would you bring him and why? i would have bought him some no nails much kinder to the skin on the hands than nails , when he would be on a cross at a...

knobby...

Now lets have a poll on here

Do you think whiffey is gay? Well I aint saying nufffing

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Chat up lines

A packet of Bernard matthews

Whats the difference......

May I take this opportunity

Merry Christmas from Mamya

crisis at maverick manor.............................

merry crimbles

time travel

And a very merry Christmas

its pirshin down ere

Hang on

painful

Girls ... get out this week's Hello!

Did you know?

No taskbar or icons on desktop!

Well I be going of to bed now

Oh god

i would like some

baby jesus

Now lets have a poll on here

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