So many women dancing around asking me to call them all the time. Why is this? Are they lonely? They seem to be on the phone half the time anyway, and can never afford bikini tops that fit properly....
A friend of mine emptied a bottle of Domestos over an Anglican vicar last week and was promptly arrested. Will he get charged with Bleach of the Priest?
I am soooo bloody fed up with the cloners, impersonators, and general apes, that I feel I have to leave. I sense general support from the cotton towns in Lancashire, but while much appreciated it is...
if you could get any girl or man in the world who would it be. mine would be jennifer lopez god that women is soooooooooosooooooooooosoooooooooooo sexy sexy attractive,she does it for me anyway lol...
My little girl came home with a shoe box today to fill for someone in the forces abroad. We usually do Operation Christmas Child which is great fun too. We have chosen to fill the box for a serving...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,...
I've been at the park all day with various nieces and nephews and I got conned into buying the treats from 'Big Johns' ice cream van. I bought 4 cones and 2 ice-lollies and I got ?4.20 change out of a...
I still have friends on Sport, yet it tells me none are on line when I know full well they are. I haven't used the site for several months, so do I need to re-invite all the friends I had to...