Walking through town today I came across a robbery. As he tried to make his escape from the bank, I tackled him to the ground and relieved him of his shotgun, much to the applause of onlookers. He was...
on a stag night do you think that the stag in question should be stripped bollox naked and handcuffed to a lamppost with a sign sayin gettin married or not ?
Where is redfred is a fake ? has he gone for her supper ? has she gone for his daily methadone fix to perpetuate the fantasy world? And whats to become of the sports sock mountain in macheteville?...
Just came out the gym in the pouring rain and ran to my car but the stupid key wouldn't unlock. Went to the passenger door and it still wouldnt work. Tried again and again then finally called my...
now heres an embaressing question ............... welll possibly .......................... depends if you telll the truth ? ......... so if you had the brad pitts before have you ever got to the looo...
I think this message is meant for me but the person (who I have fallen out with!) has annoyingly written it in Dutch! I have tried to put it in a translation site but I think there is some spelling...
I have to ask this after another AB'ers admission that she buys fresh new socks for her daughter every week-throwing them out after one wearing.....and in fact wants to dress her only in new...
1. When was the last time you built a sandcastle 2. If you go for a paddle in the sea do you tuck your skirt in your knickers or roll your trousers up. 3. Has anyone ever lost anything on the beach ie...
Its 19.35 and its still light, summers here. Tonight I have discovered my long lost brother on here. And I used to call him uncle raymondo but, hang on here he could be (if you know what I mean nudge...