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tiggerblue10
There will be thundery showers across the South East! Just heard a crack of thunder and there are thick grey clouds. What a lovely Easter weekend we are going to have!!!
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knobbynonutz
Thats typical of her aint it, I get a day of work and the daft ol bint aint here, I miss her little insanity splatterings on here and the way she takes up half a page with her url links. Monts are you...
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Abdulmajid
Is there any shame whatsoever in admitting to liking Barry Manilow when you are a well weathered, rough around the edges 15 stone ex-military man under 40 years old?
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cazzz1975
what type of weather do you prefer?
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Abdulmajid
Following on from Jooles statement below. Are remakes ever better. What springs to mind: 1) Charlies Angels 2) Dukes of Hazzard 3) Starskey and Hutch 4) Superman 5) Incredible Hulk 6) Ladykillers 7)...
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Drisgirl
Posting this during the day as I dont want to stir anything up. I have recently been the victim of extremely cruel jibes towards me-I wont name names but they come out to play at night.(hey i can take...
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pips1
What does Imao and Btw (used a lot on these pages) stand for?
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wendilla
Was just thinking today whilst looking at the prices of easter eggs in asda.I mean the really big ones ?25 + How times have changed my grandson gave me the most horrible look when I jokingly said I...
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knobbynonutz
confession time, who practises whichcraft on here.
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dog breath
could a dip shlt dip if a dip sh1t could dip sh1t?
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bobtheturkey
i have never been but people tell me it is awful, is it?
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knobbynonutz
The last two posts on here both start with the word aye and as you can see were both posted at 14.34 and I am not dog breath and am sure that dog breath will tell you he is not knobby as well. What...
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knobbynonutz
No way pedro.
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dog breath
can your belly touch your bum? Can your t!ts hang low can you tie them in a bow? Can your willy play the banjo? Aye o
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knobbynonutz
Got any idea what day it is today cause im confuzzed.
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knobbynonutz
To pressure wash the patio and the dog if he gets in the way. Wish me luck as you wave me adious
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knobbynonutz
Has just kicked me out of bed to take him for walkies. Shall I cut his privileges of . Over to you logic.
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i.am.legend
Anyone had any strange calls today requesting a prosthetic sex aid ? I was just out of the shower this morning when i got such a call. The man had a strange accent , i suspect bulgarian or serbo-croat...
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i.am.legend
Todays word is JUDAS. What does uit mean to you , explain in your own words ? Typos weclomed.
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DONNAKEBABUK
Hi guys, I took Skyeps wonderful idea for Tilly and doing Eggs on Legs with Humpty Dumpty on the top of her Easter Bonnet. I am going to do mine with a blow up Hen on it surrounded by lots of...

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