Just saw it on news there. Amy was drunk in a bar. Jumping around shouting " im a legend " cheeky bint thats my username and no crack smoking dope toking singing bint is taking it away from me ....
its 10.15 here and its 86 degrees with the fan on today it was 40 degrees because of a calima which means hot hot hot tonight see here http://www.weatheronline.co.uk/reports/wind/Th e-Calima.htm...
Have you just watched benidorm sheila read V wendy richards (come outside with mike sarne) what a fkiing episode had me balls laughing around me head wendy came out with a classic and said pickey...
you saw a man in a skirt...and no-I do not mean a kilt. I saw an elderly man in town today....nice jacket,well groomed beard,tan legs.....and a womans black and white printed skirt!!..knee...
Benidorm is just about to come on best thing to happen or what. On the same plane as life on mars annit but of course a differant genrie but who gives a sh1t aboot me spelling. this time next week leg...
haven't been on for a while. i see lots of new names. what happened to all the old-timers? have they left for greener pastures? lol only recognised unrulyjulie.
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all...
1) did you have a mid morning snack today? 2) What is your favourite puzzle? 3) What day does your milk go out of date? 4) What colour is your favourite towel? 5) Where was the last place you had to...
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Windscreen wiper happy birthday to you. Did you know that windscreen wipers were invented 100 years ago...
Does anyone know what it means when someones username appears in green beside a question they have posted...does it mean that they are on AB the moment?