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legend760
right this is a classic song. about a guy having an affair with a married woman. they meet regularly make plans but never do anything about actually following them thru. why is it that we love the...
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kp nonuts
As me bird will be working so will only have family to ang out wiv and family are soo boring aint they. so shall we have a beer together in whifeys grave yard
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kp nonuts
Then I will be leaving as well as it wont be the same weather out my little whiffey I love so much prodding him with my little cow prod and winding im up o0n ere and whiff heres your...
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pussnboots
Have you had any knocking at your door. I haven't had any 'coz I live in the middle of a field and its pitch black. Have you had children at your door, have they been with an adult or not.
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kp nonuts
last night (this morning nearly) at 23.40 and this afternoon I have seen the posts and there aint none is there but even tonight its a bit slow annit Anybody know what happened as nobody tells me...
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whiffey
I am very popular - agreed ? I post stuff with key phrases like 'Following on from Potter Minor's completely absorbing question' and I crawl and call everybody my bestest favest ABer. So why do I get...
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legend760
ok so women are more moany than usual once a month when theyre on / got the painters in / its rag week. but is this really a good enough excuse guys? or have we been forced into the sympathy vote for...
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whiffey
I will be getting up tomorrow about 7am. I'll have read some Trollope and a chapter of St. John, propped up in bed, join me if you care but mind the farts. Life is so interesting.
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clever trev
Just to let everyone know ,if you want to join me i shall be on this site at 9.00am christmas morning. thanks
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legend760
talking about sprouts i just remembered an ex of mine was mad on sprouts. and it always added a colour to the air as her farts let rip. funny thing is. women make out they dont fart. now us guys know...
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legend760
have you been or are you someones addiction ? i was once told that i was someones addiction , that they couldnt shake me!!! i found this rather stranmge and hads to laugh. i then asked if they were...
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bobtheturkey
i find them intensely annoying, they stand for an age at the canteen commentating that "oh i dont like that" oh i used to like that" ooh i dont really like that" ooh that gives me spots" "ooh that...
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legend760
ok this is an easy question for you . i heard it on the radio earlier. works for guys or women. guys how many married women have you slept with? and women how many married men have you slept with? you...
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4getmenot
Ok who eats the knobler? And legend before you turn it into sexual fantasy that's the end crusts on a loaf of bread :-)
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mcraig
hey. how long would it take to get to gambia from the uk???
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leelapops
I am going, next week. No question, just wanted to tell you all as I am very giddy! Anyone got any handy hints and tips? No kids going, just me and a friend (how sad do we sound?!) x
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kp nonuts
But I still dont know what is going on around here Think that I will have to phone leg end as he seems to know everybodys buisnees on here any way have a bit of the x files to get you ladies going
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Beads
Your answers are great!
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missjef
feel the need to take their clothes off in front of everyone in a changing room when cubicles with curtains are provided?! i don't understand it! i work in a clothes shop and we get quite a few people...
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kp nonuts
Biggmamma you are the best of the best on here and everybody loves you on here how the hell did you get to be so nice and you never have a bad word to say about anybody on here . We all love you so...

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