ok so i know you can't catch anything from toilets seats normaly but i'm still paranoid. ok so i was dozy tart at work the other day and slightly missed the toilet when i went to sit down. So instead...
Today I went for a thorough STD test, not becasue ive been carless in the past, but just because i wanted to make sure. The nurse took samples from my throat urethra and cervix and looked at them...
