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legend758duo

should knobby wear a kilt ?

when i go to knobbys stag do i will be wearing my kilt. i have thrown down the gauntlet to knobby to wear a kilt. i will buy him a j&b whisky and pronounce him an honorary scotsman for the weekend....
20:52 Sun 23rd Dec 200718 answers, last by pastafreak 21:17 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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PatriciaH

I know i shouldnt but.....

What the hell... its a christmas card for the men (pmsl) http://www.ecards.co.uk/preview/510/51/Send-Fr ee-Funny-Christmas-e-Cards-Here.html
20:51 Sun 23rd Dec 20075 answers, last by shanx 00:29 Mon 24th Dec 2007
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jacey

Tell the truth now......

Are your oven shelves ,silver and shiney clean??( Are they made in silver, because of the heat thing or something?? ) I wish they were made in black.! they will be again after christmas dinner :-(
20:50 Sun 23rd Dec 200710 answers, last by Quoi 21:18 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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REDHEAD24

am i the only mug working tommorow

its an outrage , i am writing to gordon brown about this
20:36 Sun 23rd Dec 200716 answers, last by legend758duo 20:53 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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legend758duo

do you ?

welll do you or dont you?
20:37 Sun 23rd Dec 20078 answers, last by Psychick 21:17 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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4GS

I'm leaving Answerbank!!!!

To go to the pub for a couple of G+T's then a KFC If I don't see you all for the next few days, have a very Merry Christmas
20:18 Sun 23rd Dec 200723 answers, last by bigmamma 22:45 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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PatriciaH

What are you doing at this minute ?

Apart from reading this then putting your answer on here : ) Im drinking Baileys eating a tiny pork pie then im having some peanuts ......
20:21 Sun 23rd Dec 200717 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:50 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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funnygirl

Are you having a Christmas cake??

If so, are you having a shop bought one or have you been good and made one???? I have cheated, a friend has made 2 for me, one with icing and one without.. Can't wait to cut it!!!!
20:28 Sun 23rd Dec 20079 answers, last by pastafreak 21:00 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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REDHEAD24

lizard in me lounge

oi oi euston we have a problem there is a lizard in my lounge a lounge lizard how do i get rid of it is there certain language i should use?? please help as the weasel next door is threatning to call...
20:22 Sun 23rd Dec 20078 answers, last by REDHEAD24 20:41 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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Newsdesk

News from the valleys.

Do the Welsh celebrate Christmas like the rest of us, or do they have Eisteddfod's and sheep barbecues instead? Do the children have to wait until February for their presents? Someone mentioned this...
19:42 Sun 23rd Dec 200718 answers, last by Kleiber 21:35 Thu 27th Dec 2007
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legend758duo

buying a bride ?

whats the best advice on buying a bride? i heard a guy talking about it today. he reckoned thai burds do as theyre told. his mate said no go for an east european . so thai or a russian/polish burd?...
20:03 Sun 23rd Dec 200717 answers, last by legend758duo 20:21 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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legend758duo

topogeekio

oi you little southern git. im scottish n proud. you wanna bash me and the geordies well kiss my hairy scots arrse. you little gimp. ok?
20:01 Sun 23rd Dec 200721 answers, last by B00 20:21 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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REDHEAD24

where can i meet a policeman?

as i really fancy them , they are powerful , know the law and are strong and have handcuffs where can i meet one and get a date ???// is there an agency
20:11 Sun 23rd Dec 200710 answers, last by stewey 20:22 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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topogigo

Knobster!

Your proof of my rodent lineage is tenuous in the least, can you imagine me being single now if i was a good looking as that astronaut.
20:05 Sun 23rd Dec 20076 answers, last by unrulyjulie 23:27 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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pastafreak

Can you picture it.....

Legend and Knobby in their kilts......it will cause racing hearts and mass fainting. So-what clan will it be??
20:01 Sun 23rd Dec 20078 answers, last by pastafreak 20:35 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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jonnoman

Would it be wrong

to get my friend a dildo for xmas? I know its hard for you to say because you dont know what my friend is like, but i want to get it as a joke present. would you get offended if it was you?
11:37 Fri 21st Dec 200712 answers, last by legend758duo 19:57 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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China Doll

Sexy 2008 Fate...

I've just been handed a copy of That's Life with apparently my sexy fate for 2008 in it. Would anyone like to know theirs? China
17:10 Sun 23rd Dec 200752 answers, last by legend758duo 19:55 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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neo.

pooooooo

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19:38 Sun 23rd Dec 200717 answers, last by funnygirl 20:00 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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legend758duo

ta ta

offf to watch the great escape on bbc2. maybe this time steve mcqueen will get over the wire on his motorbike
16:42 Sun 23rd Dec 20074 answers, last by legend758duo 19:40 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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legend758duo

watching bbc1

i didnt realise we only celebrated xmas since 1810 ?? it was actually dying out ? amuses me that folk moan about coca cola and santas suit. yet we only really bothered again since the early 1800s....
16:06 Sun 23rd Dec 20079 answers, last by jojojojoanne 16:45 Sun 23rd Dec 2007

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