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do you have any? did you keep them from years ago? have you ever read thru them? isnt it strange how when you read them now and look back things seem different almost surreal? ive had a few giggles at...
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right this is a classic song. about a guy having an affair with a married woman. they meet regularly make plans but never do anything about actually following them thru. why is it that we love the...
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ok so women are more moany than usual once a month when theyre on / got the painters in / its rag week. but is this really a good enough excuse guys? or have we been forced into the sympathy vote for...
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talking about sprouts i just remembered an ex of mine was mad on sprouts. and it always added a colour to the air as her farts let rip. funny thing is. women make out they dont fart. now us guys know...
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have you been or are you someones addiction ? i was once told that i was someones addiction , that they couldnt shake me!!! i found this rather stranmge and hads to laugh. i then asked if they were...
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happy birthday to unrulie julie and dorothy hawkes. may the next year bring them all they want and deserve. heres a wee tune ladies : - )
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talkin last week to an ex of mine and she says summit . i said . id give you a hug and thatd sort you out. answer? like that ever worked?? ok i says . then i says id give you some lovin but then youd...
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the sex boutique has a website its under constructuion but you can get it by entering this http://www.sexboutique.es/ in the address bar will be ready in a month or two. so as they say its COMING...
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just wondering. in the sex boutique theres various different masks. not halloween but like ud wear to a masked ball with feathers on. folk buy them for swingers parties where everyones naked but wears...
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so you hire a car and the door handle falls off inside. do you tell them? and pay the repair bill. or do you put it backl on and hope the next person gets the blame? or you break an ornament . but you...
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did i just herar correctly that folk on second life have been caught using it to act out sex abuse on kids? sky news said that theyd discovered paedophile sex rings using second life to carry out...
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ok this is an easy question for you . i heard it on the radio earlier. works for guys or women. guys how many married women have you slept with? and women how many married men have you slept with? you...
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i just heard. now im told this is true. the british army are doing research into making tanks and soldiers invisible to the enemy !!! apparently. last week the ministry of defence managed to make a...
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the inexplicable ,elemental tug. that surprise feeling that youve been waiting for. this is where you find someone or something. or both. and just fall for them. illogicallly , irressistibly . and...
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whiffeys had 20 phone callsa. one of them from me. but not a single person has called me. id leave ab immediately. if i had somewhere to go to. im in turmoil i think i might jump of a kerb. or throw...
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i dunno but i was rushed to hospital today. poisoning. im typing from my sick bed as you read this. i swallowed a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion. the prognosis is ok the doctor says ill be OUT...
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has this ever happened to you ? youre sitting watching tv. minding your own business. and someone knocks at your door. so cautiously you open the door. only to be greeted by 2 men in suits. " yes can...
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secret service get george bush and say to him. mr president we think the 1st ladys having an affair. they say we can show you the evidence. sothey take him outside into the snow and show him some...
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whiffey was walking thru the graveyard today. a guy jumped out from behind as headstone and said morning !! whiffey said no im just passing thru boom boom : -)
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reading last night ida said dot was away to tenerife. now dot said on saturday she was off all week and ashed be on here plenty. so is she in the reef? if she is then shes pretty unlucky. why? well...

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