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When you fart , can you catch a snifter of what you ate earlier? Im sure i caught a faint trace of chilli con carne , strange thing is i ate that 2 days ago. Is this normal folks ?
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Why is it when i eat them that my pee smells of sugar puffs? And when i eat red onions its a smell of onions? Is this normal doctor ?
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Im orf ta my bed I see a wine soaked lush there watch out for her on rug patrol lol nytol see ya mananaaaaaaaaaa
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whats that comin over thehill ? is it a monster? is it a monster??
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ghurkas as police did anyone get an instant image from crocodile dundee? a ghurka policeman walking thru croydon, some wee chav jumps out and says gimme your ipod i got a knife ghurka pulls out his...
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Some say its a sh*thole . i like to think you can ionly judge a sh*thole by the sh*t that passes through it . What do you think? And are you staying? Or passsing through ?
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whats on ? is it any good ? what are you gonna watch ?
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Can you describe a situation youd consider desperate ?
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Will he be voted in and will jack bauer be his personal body guard to protect him ?
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Firstly Why do racists eat black jelly babies ? And why do some ginger women look like guys ?
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I am, enjoying brown bread toasted with some marmalade , thin cut of course . What kind of toast and what spread is your particular favourite ?
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What colour of washing up liquid do you use? I asked this previously when i used yellow coloured lemon washing up liquid. But now i have a peachy coloured peach blossom washing up liquid. It smells...
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The university of colorado has done research and discovered that womens hands are dirtier than mens. Infact women have 150 different forms of bacteria on their hands . So where do they come from ?...
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Yes sign up join in. For the X username very new game but its quickly catching on. Good innit?
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Oh yes yes yes its the mutts nuts the cats c*ck and the elephants trunk catchya later : 0)
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Do you prefer the blue ocean scented one ? Or thegreen pine scented one ? The white one just isnt as god in my opinion.
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Chips and beans? Mash and beans with fried red onions? On a ssame seed bun wih ketchup and mustard? Or what ?
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Was talkin to old sam today . He was on the duke of york in 1948 , thats the oone thats been decommissssioned not the one in the falklands. Anyways he wasa marine on national service in 1948 and then...
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Ev'ry Tuesday?
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I don't give reasons. I give orders!

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