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NoMercy
all the happy chatterbonkers ??? ;-)
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Leggendisgod
Martina hengis tries to go 1metre 15 and nooooooooooooooooooooooooo she just cant make it its alllllllllllll down to game eight !!!!!1
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stokemaveric
been admitted to hospital in the uk with swine flu...and ive just had a bacon sarnie....im doomed....IM DOOMED...
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Leggendisgod
Well folks. Whos up??? Whos down ?? Whos happy ?? Whos sad?? WHATS CRACKALACKINGGGG THEN ???????
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NoMercy
Having outbid me on Ebay, Faruq Abdul took delivery of Nan's teeth, and he and his camel, Habib Gamali, were said to be delighted with the new choppers. Sadly, an as-yet-unspecified strain of Ruminant...
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jock.strap
enlighten me. who are they?
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BilleeSugger
That's gross!
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NoMercy
We're having a free-range corn fed chicken, kilted sausages, stuffing, bread sauce, broccoli, carrots, peas, roast potatoes, parsnips, runnerbeans and gravy. What about you? x
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stokemaveric
ive just finished the marathon......now im sitting in harrods with a cup of earl grey...................
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Connemmara
I live on my own and wash down my toilet, cistern and sink every morning. I usually use Flash with bleach or Cif when I have it. However I find every single night there is always soap scum on top of...
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Leggendisgod
Im orfffskii enjoy have a giggle and remeber cabbages will always return but only as a rather pungent smelll rthats all
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Leggendisgod
claudia is wearing a white curtain. naomis soup is on the menu !!!! soooooo do you think its a case of naomi or linda to win ???' wellll wellll come on oh doesnt the white in claudias curtain dress...
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NoMercy
Well, in spite of her missing teeth, Nan was determined to have a good night. So....we set off for El Quijote, in the hope of a good evening. Upon arrival, we we ordered a bottle of wine, which didn't...
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Leggendisgod
When youre weary, feeling small, When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all; Im on your side. when times get rough And friends just cant be found, Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me...
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beagledog
could anyone recommend a vibrator as a good all rounder that is not too noisy please, have promised my husband too be for our wedding night and am a bit ignorant about them sorry. Hoping someone can...
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Velvetee
I mentioned before my "Fiance" acting suspiciously and I believed he was pursuing some kind of relationship with another woman, even though he denied it, making me out to be paranoid and crazy. I...
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daneswalk
you people do not understand the meaning of anzac day and you fail to understand how the people of new zealand and australia contributed to us winning the last war however i dont wish an arguement so...
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Leggendisgod
oldie from 1987 but still a goodie
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MWB
10.27am here. I forgot to post this for ANZAC day, yesterday. If you can read this, thank a teacher. And as it's in English, thank a soldier.
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No,Knowledge
drunk in charge of a thread?

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