get you ethering at your local asdas just see petrov or sergey in the car park you buy one you get one free ooomphhhh i said you buy one you get one free thats asda price allegedly : o)
Chicken tikka masala , a nice chilled merlot pillow rice and maybe a dessert if youre good?? Well how soon can you get here ? oooooooooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaa phenomenal innnnit ???? lol
Have you got any particular ozone zones on your body? And have you ever licked someones eyeball or had your eyeball licked by someone? Name and shame if you wanna????
come on you orrrrrrrrrrible lot get your arzes on parade for the queen. Irish guards doing their bit for queen and country tip your hat to the brave lads
Strange how things have changed isnt it?? You used to have to go through an operator to call long distance. Now you can be virtually anywhere within reason and just call anywhere in the world!!! Welll...
My eskimo mate is a funny character. Hes been to see the doctor. Who told him hes TRIPOLAR!! Apparently hes tried on many ocassions to get amorous with a polar bear !!! Have you ever been temptedto...
Have you seen anything or done anything QUIRKY today??? Prey telll if you have . Down??? Good men are like a bouncy ball, you just cant keep them down. Can you??
Hello. Whats crackalackinnnnnnnnnnn??????? Do you like a Kwik eee???? Dont you like a Kwik eee???? Or dont you ever even get the offer of a Kwik eee??? Have you had a slow eeee ??? ???? Didddy that...
Hello. Whats crackalackinnnnnnnnnnn??????? Do you like a quickie???? Dont you like a quickie???? Or dont you ever even get the offer of a quickie ??? Good man down ?? never lol : o)
Hello. Whats crackalackinnnnnnnnnnn??????? Do you like a quickie???? Dont you like a quickie???? Or dont you ever even get the offer of a quickie ??? Anyways gotta run , havin a phenomenal time...