come on you orrrrrrrrrrible lot get your arzes on parade for the queen. Irish guards doing their bit for queen and country tip your hat to the brave lads
If you order a child from Malawi, do you get to choose one you like and can you change its name? Madonna's looks like a bit of pot luck, or does she just lack taste.
your own username on AB, what name or whose name would you choose? I would choose Ethel because it sounds like an intelligent person, or caththecrazy because it would make me feel young again.
Strange how things have changed isnt it?? You used to have to go through an operator to call long distance. Now you can be virtually anywhere within reason and just call anywhere in the world!!! Welll...
Well its Fathers Day soon,my dad passed away nearly 40 years ago cant say i agreed with him in fact as a adult would challenge him,if you have a dad make him special!
My eskimo mate is a funny character. Hes been to see the doctor. Who told him hes TRIPOLAR!! Apparently hes tried on many ocassions to get amorous with a polar bear !!! Have you ever been temptedto...
Hello. Whats crackalackinnnnnnnnnnn??????? Do you like a Kwik eee???? Dont you like a Kwik eee???? Or dont you ever even get the offer of a Kwik eee??? Have you had a slow eeee ??? ???? Didddy that...
My daughter has just gotten her exam results today......and she passed them ALL-including a re-sit in Organic Chemistry. She is now inline for a 2.1...and she can go on to do her Masters. This is one...
Hello. Whats crackalackinnnnnnnnnnn??????? Do you like a quickie???? Dont you like a quickie???? Or dont you ever even get the offer of a quickie ??? Good man down ?? never lol : o)
Hi folks . Well fank funk its friday again. What have you to thank funk for ? Share your thoughts with all and sundry . ??? DIDDY THAT HELP YIE THE NOOOOO ?????
Dont mind a bit of thinly smoked salmon served with lemon and brown bread,but salmon steaks is a no no,its something about the texture and the lack of any flavour anyone got any recipes that maybe...
Hi I'm bobbisox, just new in here, I am going to behave and not let anyone get to me,unlike my miserable tw@t of a sister (Joy)...she became sooo bloody depressing!!! anyway, hello to...
Needed cheering up, but can't find the Happy House thread. I hope Joy hasn't been bullied off the site. Was Boo's vitriolic attack the last straw? We can't afford to lose members like her, there's...