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UEFA corrupt?

2005/2006. Chelsea v Liverpool Champions League. Michael Essien launches a nasty challenge on Didi Hamman. He is booked (should have been sent off). Liverpool (big team) complain to UEFA, and Chelsea...
12:26 Tue 16th Dec 20086 answers, last by Davethedog 08:57 Wed 17th Dec 2008
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My missus

stood naked in front of the mirror, and asked "What do you find most attractive about me, my looks or my figure"? I said: "Your sense of humour".
14:53 Mon 15th Dec 20081 answer, last by squarebear 14:55 Mon 15th Dec 2008
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Woman goes into a pet shop

to buy a parrot. The shop has two parrots for sale, one costs ?500 and the other only ?50. "Why is that one so cheap?" asks the woman. "Because it used to live in a brothel, and its language is a bit...
14:51 Mon 15th Dec 2008
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Wayne Rooney

Nasty, vicious little pug-faced twerp does it again. Should get a retrospective ban. Yes or no?http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6mqhVlN2YAA How does the referee miss both challenges?
11:01 Thu 11th Dec 20086 answers, last by lesblue 12:49 Thu 11th Dec 2008
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Garth Brooks

Does anyone think he is just a wee bit over-rated?
09:07 Wed 10th Dec 200822 answers, last by trakcab 21:13 Thu 11th Dec 2008
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Christmas funny

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his...
09:02 Wed 10th Dec 20083 answers, last by susan1958 09:54 Wed 10th Dec 2008
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Footballs Big Four

Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal are the "big four" in English Football. What do Tottenham, Aston Villa and Everton share in common (that no other clubs do) with them? I do know the...
16:47 Tue 09th Dec 20082 answers, last by lesblue 17:11 Tue 09th Dec 2008
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Calling music experts (e.g. Andy Hughes)

Did Coldplay "rip off" Joe Satriani? I often hear songs, and think: " that sounds like.........", but to the untrained ear (mine), these songs are TOO similar for it not to be a copy. It's apparently...
13:02 Tue 09th Dec 200812 answers, last by lesblue 09:05 Wed 10th Dec 2008
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Frog walks into a bank. (Yes, I know its old)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a ?30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the...
08:51 Fri 05th Dec 20084 answers, last by lesblue 08:59 Fri 05th Dec 2008
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Roy Keane

Sacked or walked out on Sunderland (don't care which). I, for one, hope he fails in every job he does in football. He is (and always will be) a nasty, vicious coward of a man. Your thoughts? Hero or...
13:41 Thu 04th Dec 200834 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 13:52 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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The US Secret Service

are having a nightmare training the new President against terror attacks. Every time someone shouts "GET DOWN", he starts dancing.
14:27 Fri 28th Nov 20081 answer, last by squarebear 17:49 Sat 29th Nov 2008
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Pregnant pause

: A Pregnant Pause The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men mow to...
16:04 Wed 19th Nov 20082 answers, last by heathfield 09:43 Thu 20th Nov 2008
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Answerbank sports section

This section has been rubbish since the format was changed, and you were diverted to a different set-up. I have just logged on to sportsanswerbank (it took ages to load, as usual) and found that the...
10:30 Mon 17th Nov 20084 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:10 Mon 17th Nov 2008
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The Script. The Man Who Can't Be Moved.

Isn't this song beautiful? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qw-J8kC5DHo Thats it really.
15:45 Wed 12th Nov 20081 answer, last by yobanfa 15:53 Wed 12th Nov 2008
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Older Woman

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a...
17:10 Mon 10th Nov 20084 answers, last by auchinairn 17:01 Tue 18th Nov 2008
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Wife says to husband

Wife: If I died, would you re-marry? Husband: I don't think so. Wife: Why, don't you like being married? Husband: Of course, but only to you. Wife: I wouldn't mind if you re-married. Husband (sighs):...
10:12 Mon 03rd Nov 20081 answer, last by sleepyj 17:39 Mon 03rd Nov 2008
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Paddy phones Easyjet to book a flight

Operator asks: "How many passengers?" "Don't ask me" says Paddy." Its your f**king plane."
09:19 Fri 24th Oct 2008
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Student accommodation.

Need a little bit of advice, really. My son is in his second year at University, and shares a flat (above an off-licence) with seven other students. They are having a problem with a neighbour (one who...
08:17 Fri 24th Oct 20088 answers, last by theunive 10:25 Tue 18th Apr 2017

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