Saw a "Christmas Eve box" in the shops today. Where did this stupid idea come from, and more importantly, why? Don't children get enough on Christmas day?
The Countryfile tv programme this evening was devoted to Children In Need. Will the BBC now allow other equally deserving charities an hour of airtime on their publicly funded nationwide... ...
Will all the various countrywide emergency planning officers and staff please admit they were useless and form an orderly queue to repay their telephone number salaries?