A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment,...
As a Scots person I am ashamed to be associated with such a deluded buffoon he is now comparing himself to Nelson Mandela I seriously think he has lost the plot I am wondering if anyone else can come...
Astrology:
Because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up'
Just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."...
My wife wants a steam mop, one of those X5 things. The adverts are slick and the salespeople are glib but I think they are gimmick rubbish. Surely if you shove steam down a pipe into a cold cloth at...
What lines of poetry do you still remember from Primary school? For me it was "Old meg she was a gypsy.....
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"The owl and the pussy cat went to sea.........
What are the witty sayings you remember from your past? In the 1960's we had to take it in turns to make everyone tea at break time.After drinking his tea our boss used to say" Ah! Im like two men...
Went to Edinburgh today with a friend to see Spamalot. Joe Pasquale was in the lead and it was a wonderfully funny show. Lots of bits and pieces from Monty Python including "Always look on the bright...
6D. FINDING WHERE THE SHIP IS AND ADDING UP THE FATALITIES (4-9) ???? R???O?I?? 9AC. ALLOW FLYING HOLIDAY TO REMAIN UNCERTAIN? (5,2,3,3) ??A?? ?? ??? ???
well i won't be able to watch it couldn't find any glasses.i'm sure when i went to school many moons ago we made them from sweet wrappers but i could be getting confused .
How many of you are hoping to see this? Sun shining brightly in Dundee and not a cloud in the sky so fingers crossed. Going to use the pinhole method or the colander one. Will report back.
Time for a new one as the last one has disappeared from the latest posts... Just follow the previous lyric as close as you can. Keep it friendly and play nice. Love Cupid04. xx I'll start you off...