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FrogNog
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct? a) 25% b) 50% c) 60% d) 25% Over to you....
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excelsior-1
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment,...
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trt
but I am male, and still find it amazing. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152491563961512&pnref=story...
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gordiescotland1
As a Scots person I am ashamed to be associated with such a deluded buffoon he is now comparing himself to Nelson Mandela I seriously think he has lost the plot I am wondering if anyone else can come...
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marval
Astrology: Because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up' Just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."...
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Iggle Piggle
My wife wants a steam mop, one of those X5 things. The adverts are slick and the salespeople are glib but I think they are gimmick rubbish. Surely if you shove steam down a pipe into a cold cloth at...
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Georgiesmum
What lines of poetry do you still remember from Primary school? For me it was "Old meg she was a gypsy..... and "The owl and the pussy cat went to sea.........
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Georgiesmum
What are the witty sayings you remember from your past? In the 1960's we had to take it in turns to make everyone tea at break time.After drinking his tea our boss used to say" Ah! Im like two men...
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excelsior-1
AB names slightly altered to become animals for example - - Tonyav = Ponyav...
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Goofy
I've been told it is wonderful, but is it safe?
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maggiebee
Went to Edinburgh today with a friend to see Spamalot. Joe Pasquale was in the lead and it was a wonderfully funny show. Lots of bits and pieces from Monty Python including "Always look on the bright...
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HAZELDEAN
6D. FINDING WHERE THE SHIP IS AND ADDING UP THE FATALITIES (4-9) ???? R???O?I?? 9AC. ALLOW FLYING HOLIDAY TO REMAIN UNCERTAIN? (5,2,3,3) ??A?? ?? ??? ???
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mallyh
well i won't be able to watch it couldn't find any glasses.i'm sure when i went to school many moons ago we made them from sweet wrappers but i could be getting confused .
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maggiebee
How many of you are hoping to see this? Sun shining brightly in Dundee and not a cloud in the sky so fingers crossed. Going to use the pinhole method or the colander one. Will report back.
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Ann
Have a lovely day - don't let the clouds obscure the sun! ;) x
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mccfluff
one of my favourite authors, the world will be a little less funnier without him in it
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cupid04
Time for a new one as the last one has disappeared from the latest posts... Just follow the previous lyric as close as you can. Keep it friendly and play nice. Love Cupid04. xx I'll start you off...
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Caran
I still don't know the correct words to Abba's "Super Trouper". I always sing Super Trouper beans are going to bind me! What have you misheard?...
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clairerob21
2. female with reddish fair hair 4. an older addition of an estate car 18. visible on the cricket pitch 26. seen outside buckingham palace...

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