"But my elderly aunt was considered a highly respectable spinster!" the society matron protested. "Can't you find some way to cover up the shocking fact that she died in bed while being simultaneously...
Why Grandpas are better Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to...
Strictly speaking this should go in Media & TV but I like Chatterbank more. Went to the cinema this afternoon to see Trash. Great film which gave much food for thought. It is set in Brazil and partly...
Whats your experience of hospital food been like? Just got back from visiting my old mum in hospital and have had to take her some 'snacks' as she finds the food unpalatable. Personally, Ive had no...
I am looking into getting either B&Q or Wickes to do a full bathroom install using their installation service. I am just wondering if anyone has any experience of the installation service from either...
...all who supported me in my quiet rant re Fineshade Wood...and who signed the petition against the building of seventy log cabins by Forest Holidays. Despite recommendation from planning officers to...
Been to the doc today, He said from x-rays your neck is knackered ( his words) so all your arm pains etc. is from that. nothing can be done, so pain killers are the only answer, but you will have good...
Visited a Primark store today must be one of the tackiest stores ever, but still met plenty of shoppers sporting Primark bags of shopping do you like Primark!!
I cant stand their new, to me lewd, advert with the guy in high heels and denim shorts wiggling his back side, shame on you Sharon Osbourne for being part of it. Who do I complain to ?
Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty.
When I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it,..........
never saw her once.
She still hasn't come home yet. I'm starving....
Has anyone else ever watched this 'upmarket' auction house programme? I just could not believe such places and people existed. Thousands paid by one woman for handbags which were then sold on when she...
Are pub quizzes no longer fair? I hadn't been to one for ages, but went last night and was very disappointed, too many people using iphones under the tables, so what's the point of them now.
`Lets face it Religion brings nothing into humanity apart from war and is only used as a power of control and money. What will actually be the final straw when these old books are merely just a joke...