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Are You From Yorkshire?

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth....
00:50 Sat 11th May 201324 answers, last by Zacs-Master 16:22 Sat 11th May 2013
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starrs

Pick Me Up

11A Flute like instrument 3,7 ??? ?H?S?L? 12A Overbold ?R?????T?O?S 7D Metropolitan sophisticates 4,8 ???? ????K?R? 14D Comprising ???B?R?W? Thanks...
00:33 Sat 11th May 20133 answers, last by cupid04 00:36 Sat 11th May 2013
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Jeza

Fresh Vegatables......

I love fresh veg every day. There are a few exceptions though. I have tried to eat broccoli as I know it's good for you, but I hate it, so that's a no no. I despise broad beans. I once threw up on the...
00:30 Sat 11th May 201321 answers, last by tiggerblue10 10:57 Sat 11th May 2013
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desktop

Lana Del Ray Track Young And Beautiful

what cd is this onplease
23:21 Fri 10th May 20138 answers, last by desktop 08:42 Sat 11th May 2013
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Ann

Songs With Supermarket Items In

"Inspired" by a current thread ;) suggest some songs which mention things which can be bought in a supermarket. Let's see how many items can be in our trolley!...
23:02 Fri 10th May 2013100 answers, last by headwreck 01:12 Sat 11th May 2013
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Georgiesmum

Which Shop?

Which supermarket do you use to buy the bulk of your food shopping ?
22:49 Fri 10th May 201348 answers, last by DaisyNonna 15:19 Sun 12th May 2013
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MadMo

Bloody Hell

You are all mad it seems.
22:07 Fri 10th May 201333 answers, last by Brinjal 11:38 Sat 11th May 2013
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desktop

Heard Nice Track In Morisons Today

but cant place it it was male
22:12 Thu 09th May 201376 answers, last by grasscarp 09:25 Sat 11th May 2013
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joeluke

Temptation

When he was growing up little Johnny's father said "Never open the septic tank cover, its extremely dangerous, and you won't like what you see". But one day temptation got the better of Johnny and he...
16:32 Thu 09th May 201316 answers, last by frozengal 05:05 Fri 10th May 2013
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Jemisa

5 Days?...

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the...
23:29 Thu 09th May 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 05:14 Fri 10th May 2013
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MetalShredder33

How Do I Ask Out A Shy Girl When Im Shy Myself?

Ok, so im in high school and ending my freshman year. Ive known this girl since elementary school and on. Recently, ive started noticing her ( not in a creepy way). Just suddle things like how she...
01:02 Fri 10th May 201327 answers, last by MetalShredder33 22:12 Mon 13th May 2013
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Jemisa

Not As Easy As It Used To Be...

One day an elderly man decided that since he had never fathered any children that he would make a deposit to the local sperm bank. At the sperm bank a young doctor gave the man a jar and told him to...
23:51 Thu 09th May 20133 answers, last by marval 11:42 Fri 10th May 2013
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Jemisa

New Bike

Afew days after Christmas a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a boy on his shiny new bike. The copper says to the boy, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa...
00:21 Fri 10th May 20136 answers, last by tonyav 09:21 Fri 10th May 2013
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impact5

Sir Alex & Maggie Thatcher

Maggie thatcher died first Sir Alex next somewhere out there is a scouser with a magic lamp and one more wish
11:50 Thu 09th May 20137 answers, last by craft1948 01:05 Fri 10th May 2013
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magicmick

The Limbo Dancer

Did you hear about the limbo dancer who had his pocket picked, how could anyone stoop so low?
22:36 Wed 08th May 20134 answers, last by maggiebee 11:44 Thu 09th May 2013
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magicmick

Crossword Fan Rip

Did you hear about the crossword fan who died,? they buried him six down and three across
22:47 Wed 08th May 20138 answers, last by bibblebub 11:49 Thu 09th May 2013
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maggiebee

Oh Dear!

We were going to start a bakery… but couldn't raise the dough....
10:23 Thu 09th May 201312 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:02 Thu 09th May 2013
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Jemisa

Itching To Dance...

A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down...
14:51 Wed 08th May 20133 answers, last by maggiebee 10:24 Thu 09th May 2013
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Canary42

Old Sayings No Longer Relevant, But Persistent.

Many people of my generation (born 1940s) still refer to post-toilet activity as "pulling the chain" although these days it never involves such an action. E.g. Have you pulled the chain ? What other...
23:27 Wed 08th May 201363 answers, last by seadogg 21:29 Thu 09th May 2013
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Mags22

Ikea Gnomes

I really hate this advert - poor little gnomes - what have they done wrong? this is encouraging kids to destroy any they see! (I DO have a life! I just like gnomes although not to the extent that some...
14:10 Wed 08th May 201310 answers, last by DJHawkes 15:58 Wed 08th May 2013

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