As I feel like life has dealt me a good deal and I want to spread my happiness and wealth around to those who are less fortunate than me. Please don't get me wrong as I am not bragging but I feel as...
1a. Don't go into the vaults blindfold! (4,6,3,4) ??E?-??F???-Y?U-???? 23a. Poison a beautiful Italian girl (10) ?E???????? 18a. Insurance allowed for bed-linen (8) ???????T Thanks in advance...
The boat that rocked is on ITV1 at 22.05. All about pirate radio. Mr. cupid is rather into that kind of thing. The only annoying thing is it is split by the news. Any fans of pirate radio out there?...
CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me A tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy...
Mildred went to the post office To buy stamps for her Christmas cards “What denomination do you want?” she was asked by Mr Jones the post office clerk. “That’s political...
I used to enjoy QI until Stephen Fry kept going on about "man-on-man" sex. It was so smutty & unnecessary. I doubt if any heterosexual would have got away with such blatant innuendo and...
This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel. As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all...
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does anyone know of a site or google phrase to find celebs/famous people dressed as santa. i'm all out of ideas
any help appreciated, thanks...
Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers,...
A young man explained to his doctor that he had not been able to satisfy his wife in bed for many months, which was causing a strain in their marriage. His doctor sent him along to see a big black man...
Harry Judd wins Strictly, his McFly bandmates rush from the audience on to the dancefloor to congratulate him, Bruce clearly mistakes them for hooligans and runs around shouting "Get Off!"...