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Is it a Freudian slip

when you say one thing but mean your mother?
12:18 Wed 25th Mar 20096 answers, last by milliepops 13:54 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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By way of apology

A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives him a snide look and says "We don't serve your kind here!" and tosses him out the door. The piece of rope gets up, dusts himself...
11:52 Wed 25th Mar 20091 answer, last by marval 18:37 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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Groaning is permitted

John Hill, his wife and their 3 children travelled from their home in a small English town to go trecking in the African bush They were expected back after 14 days, but did not return. After 6 months...
11:37 Wed 25th Mar 20094 answers, last by chrisrob 12:57 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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Barrack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital

He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one. The patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye...
17:16 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Barrack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital

He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one. The patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye...
17:15 Tue 24th Mar 200911 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:02 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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Praise the Lord

Ed seems to have excommunicated the recent spawning of trolls. Or have I spoken too soon?
15:41 Tue 24th Mar 20098 answers, last by funnygirl 16:00 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Gilbert & Sullivan

Fred Penn lives with his two aunties who run a cafe in the local town. The cafe is famous for its variety of pasties and Fred often helps them out by keeping the menu board up to date. This menu board...
15:33 Tue 24th Mar 20093 answers, last by no-knowledge 09:27 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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Marmite

or Vegemite?
15:03 Tue 24th Mar 200912 answers, last by Lynsy 17:11 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Cheating Raisin

Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? It was in the newspaper, in the current affairs section.
12:55 Tue 24th Mar 20092 answers, last by philipjm 18:51 Sat 28th Mar 2009
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Is there a method of stopping

ABusers who repeatedly waste space with unnecessary and prolonged use of the return key in their posts? Maybe it is thought to be brilliant by other ABers and therefore I should seek sensible...
11:59 Tue 24th Mar 200938 answers, last by no-knowledge 02:37 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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Why

do I feel jaded today?
17:42 Sun 22nd Mar 20096 answers, last by haysi06 18:58 Sun 22nd Mar 2009
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Are you allowed to eat

dog meat in UK?
13:34 Wed 18th Mar 200910 answers, last by enfable 23:03 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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The Compassionate Woman

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said...
10:14 Wed 18th Mar 20092 answers, last by Lord Unstone 22:47 Wed 18th Mar 2009
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What is the worst example of PC

language you've heard?
17:15 Tue 17th Mar 20093 answers, last by Charisse 20:29 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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You can now get Viagra light.........

Ideal if you just want a J.Arthur.
17:08 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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Marmite

or Vegemite?
15:03 Tue 17th Mar 200916 answers, last by beattie819 20:44 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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Why should Ed ban a joke

just because someone didn't like it?
10:50 Mon 16th Mar 200910 answers, last by docspock 11:07 Mon 16th Mar 2009
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How do you seat 3 Lib Dem MP's on s stool?

Turn it upside down.
10:37 Mon 16th Mar 2009
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When I asked for deodorant

the assistant said "ball roll-on?" I said "no, under-arm"
18:19 Fri 13th Mar 20091 answer, last by kempie 18:26 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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While in

the Nick.
10:42 Fri 13th Mar 200912 answers, last by legendis.god 11:34 Fri 13th Mar 2009

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