So I'll try here. When Mrs MM was born, she was named on her birth certificate as Pa..... but they called her Je.... She never new her birth name until she needed her B/C to get married, so she...
Husband leaves wife in1975. Divorced in 1976. Court give access to 2 girls. Ex and kids always unavailable at times. Back to court many times. In the end husband gives up. Eventually remarries....
Stayed outside for a fag, as I always do. Asked her to look at the price of Becks beer, and if it was still on offer for £7 to buy a box. Now my Wife is very astute. When she loads the belt she...
Heavy TV in bedroom. Want shut, too heavy for me to carry down stairs. So decided to take it apart. I have taken out every screw I can see and tried to prise it apart. No joy. I feel like throwing it...
Last week I received a letter from Vauxhall about a recall for the brake pedal bearings that may crack under extreme pressure. The car is booked in 1 PM tomorrow. Does anyone know how long this will...
By the smoke alarm giving the odd bleep, which means it needs a new battery. Why does this always happen in the middle of the night. Tonight Mrs MM was cooking dinner when the strip light in the...
Most people who live here are in their 80's and 90's. I am in my 60's. When someone knocks on the door after dark no one answers. Tonight someone shouted " They all must be dead here" What...
Gave the teller my debit card and asked for £500. Put my pin in the machine and she gave me £5. When I question her she apologised and said "I thought you said £5. So my...
Just heard him on the news saying he wants to show the public that we are "All in this together" Does this mean he is now shopping in Lidl and Poundland. I think not. Had I voted Libdem...
Invest £12,000 in a 3 year bond and they will give you £1,000 up front. Can any of you brainy people work out the interest rate for me, and is it a good deal. Thanks.
