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joggerjayne
As merciasounds seems to be away, I'll do it. Starters Tin of soup ... not sure what flavour, I'll have to check. Blinis and lumpfish caviar. From Waitrose, it's very nice. I think I've got some...
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Bobbisox
Boys and Girls... and why do celebs call their sprogs stupid names? this has gone on for years, remember Zowie Bowie Elijah Blue and Chastity, mother who is Cher I think the funniest names are in...
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ganesh
Just turned on the telly to see them talking about fashion faux pas on This Morning and then cut to what's her name pesenter wearing bright pink with bright red! Was that deliberate?
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smurfchops
One of the funniest I can remember is a hairdressers near me called Curl Up and Dye. There used to be a builders van driven by an Asian builder with, written on the side: You've Tried the Cowboys, now...
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DEN53
Why do people make me feel that I am odd because I like to iron my clothes ?
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tgm1974
My son (2yrs old) is generally in good health but for the past 12 months he seems to suffer, for about a week, with a crupe like cough. He honestly sounds like he smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Ive...
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poodicat
Does anyone still have them in their house?
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Garmard
I hail from near Belper in Derbyshire, where do you lot come from?
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tillyh345
Yesterday I was at work and a male colleague was talking about someone he knew and said"shame she used to be pretty but has put on some weight recently"! what a derogatory comment? I think...
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NoMercy
Over the past few days we've had talk of chilli and cheese in baked spuds (I must admit I love that filling) and cheese and jam sandwiches (for the love of God !)... So I was just wondering if you had...
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smurfchops
Well folks as requested, I finally got a photo of the three photos together, mum with one eye at the front, babe next to her, Dad at the back. Enjoy ! You might have to make the photo larger,hope it...
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looobylooo
if anyones interested... :o)
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dothawkes31
people who leave their dog at home barking drivers racing up behind you in a 30 limit and then hang on your bumper people who can't help being helpful when they tell you you have a ladder in your...
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MissCommando
When I've got my period, I often get terrible shooting pains up my bum (no rude comments or remarks cause I can assure you, nothing goes up there!). I've spoken to my sister about it, and I know she...
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MissCommando
As you can see, I've got a little girl (aged 3) and we absolutely love her to bits. She was very hard work as a baby (colic and a terrible sleeper) which caused me and my husband to argue a lot....
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joggerjayne
I bet the Camerons are going to have VERY dirty sex in No.10 tonight. Well, you'd just have to, wouldn't you ? Samantha ("Sammy" now?) will sidle up to him, and say ... "So, Prime...
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JLCooper
Hi, I recently tried dying my hair a dark scarlet colour but it didn't quite come out as nice as I wanted. So what I'm now trying to do is gradually fade it so I can take it back to a lighter colour...
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sara3
my gorgeous 16 yr old daughter has acne, and is currently on long term antibiotics. they seem to be doing nothing at all (after about 2 months, maybe too early to see a result yet) but she has her...
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angel12
if you went out for a meal and a lady came in for a meal with a newborn and then started to breastfeed the baby what would you do? this happened yesterday.i went over on my way out and congratulated...
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BertiWooster
I was listening to the radio this morning , where parents were advising of embarrising things that their kids had said in public . One little girl said to someone - '' my dad has to bath and put me to...

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