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legend758

headaches ?

why? when it comes to the bedroom. is it allright for women to have a headache ? but if a man says hes got a headache theres something afoot? and not his knob either. so why? its either treated as a...
00:24 Thu 20th Dec 20075 answers, last by MONTCRIEFF49 00:58 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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legend758

big bad wolf ?

thinking about the 3 little pigs and the big bad wolf. now they dont tell you much about the wolf. and im wondering. why didnt he like the pigs? was he a muslim?
00:22 Thu 20th Dec 20074 answers, last by legend758 01:02 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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legend758

dating and nerves ?

just remembered that scene in something about mary. the one where the guys friend says to him. "do you masturbate before a date? surely you do? dont tell me you go out with a loaded weapon? no wonder...
00:35 Thu 20th Dec 20072 answers, last by legend758 00:44 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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Redbel

Merry Christmas to one and all....xxx

As from tomorrow I'll be away until next Wednesday. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish you all a VERY Merry Christmas..........Happy Holiday folks xxxxxxxxxxxx
23:43 Wed 19th Dec 200725 answers, last by 311271 01:44 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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4GS

The birth of Jesus in Bethlehem

Question) Do you know why Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not in England? Answer They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!!
20:22 Wed 19th Dec 200718 answers, last by Psychick 22:28 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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MONTCRIEFF49

fools and horses

my favourite is the blow up dolls coudn,t stop laffin i would watch it time and time again which one is ur favourite
20:16 Wed 19th Dec 200718 answers, last by Kleiber 22:27 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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Zacsmaster

Legend comes out

He's obviously found it very difficult to come to terms with admitting to himself that blokes are his thing but just read the interestingly titled 'Shoot em up' post below and all will become clear....
16:46 Wed 19th Dec 200720 answers, last by legend758 20:52 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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skyep

Paul Ogrady panto

On now, funny!!!!!!
17:08 Wed 19th Dec 200732 answers, last by Jinglepot 07:40 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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MONTCRIEFF49

is every one here kind

will any of you,s donate to any charitys of your choice this exmas i.e salvation army who help thousands at this timeof year i will be donating all my unused xmas gifts from last year for any one to...
18:25 Tue 18th Dec 200716 answers, last by Myriad2112 19:42 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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legend758

have your say

In light of the poll on the homepage and how it conflicts with the way ab editor actually treats users on here. do you think theres a good reason for the double standards of the editor? perhaps its...
16:54 Tue 18th Dec 200710 answers, last by legend758 17:35 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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4GS

Essex girls in heaven

A train hits a bus load of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you...
17:02 Tue 18th Dec 200710 answers, last by 4GS 18:44 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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naz021190

how else to get to majorca

if you live in england but eant to go to majorca but is afraid of flying how else can you get there
21:07 Fri 07th Dec 20073 answers, last by Drisgirl 01:07 Fri 14th Dec 2007
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Lakeslass

to blackpool

I need to go from liverpool airport to Blackpool. Which is the best way to go - train, bus, taxi?
00:07 Fri 14th Dec 200711 answers, last by Lakeslass 10:33 Fri 14th Dec 2007
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MONTCRIEFF49

hello a/bers

thanks for today if i dont answer each one individual im sorry just to let you,s know every thing fine with us family they all here doing my head in the reason been i organized afamily party for 50th...
21:22 Thu 13th Dec 200713 answers, last by MONTCRIEFF49 23:53 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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pastafreak

Amsterdam

My daughter is off to Amsterdam for a long weekend....what unusual pressie can she buy me for Christmas??? nothing rude please-I am too delicate!!lol!
22:37 Thu 13th Dec 200725 answers, last by pastafreak 23:56 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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MONTCRIEFF49

to all answer bankers

this is just to say thank you to every one for your support last nite at our sad loss most gratful love monty and my sister god blees you all for xmas xxxxxxx
12:11 Thu 13th Dec 200713 answers, last by tiggerblue10 14:45 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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funnygirl

For Montcrieff

I am very sorry to hear about your lost. I do hope you and your other sister have managed to find out more information. We are all thinking of you.
09:00 Thu 13th Dec 20077 answers, last by daffidazey 12:08 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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MONTCRIEFF49

ok im not

got a phone call t, nite to say my sister has died in spain but all iv got on my phone is a number which is unable to contact numbers wat does this mean can i not contact any one her mobile by way is...
23:54 Wed 12th Dec 200726 answers, last by hussy 12:42 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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tiggerblue10

I'm off to bed now

Monty - Sorry about your loss hun. I hope you get through to someone soon xxx Petals just mailed me to say she been put in the dungeon. Hope you get out soon hun x Night all xxx
00:27 Thu 13th Dec 200710 answers, last by hussy 01:06 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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blondie123

short poem or saying for boyfriend

Does any one have any little poems or saying that i could text to my boyfriend....it is a bad day for him and i wanted to text him something other than 'i love you and thinking of you'! just to let...
10:39 Wed 12th Dec 200723 answers, last by MONTCRIEFF49 14:43 Wed 12th Dec 2007

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