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Oops

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to f@rt. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I...
06:45 Wed 09th Mar 20114 answers, last by weecalf 08:53 Wed 09th Mar 2011
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A young lady...

A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says "how does...
05:59 Tue 08th Mar 20115 answers, last by RATTER15 13:06 Tue 08th Mar 2011
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Not sure if I will get away with this, but here goes

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
06:41 Mon 07th Mar 20119 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:51 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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Good Morning All

Another hour to do then off for twelve days. Still frosty outside WBM but the wind appears to have dropped at least. You all have a good weekend.
04:52 Fri 04th Mar 201136 answers, last by midcomp 09:22 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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Oops

Sorry it is tonight isnt it. I must give up the night shift.
02:51 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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Euro Lottery

Has anyone got last nights results? I cant access them at work.
02:50 Fri 04th Mar 20113 answers, last by Lie-in King 03:04 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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Good Morning!

And to all of you that are getting ready to go out soon, I just thought I would let you know it is absolutely freezing out there and the wind will cut you in half. Have a nice day ya all.
04:53 Thu 03rd Mar 201178 answers, last by lady-janine 08:57 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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Wakey Wakey JJ

They are just closing the desk at Gatwick.
01:51 Thu 03rd Mar 20119 answers, last by joggerjayne 03:17 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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Burning DVD's

I have been trying to burn a dvd with two one hour long docu's edited to lose the ads so about 1.45 hr long, this is in mpg format but they wont fit on to a normal 4.7gb disc, what other format could...
19:28 Wed 02nd Mar 20116 answers, last by moonraker558 22:15 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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VideoReDo

Does anyone use VidReDo, I have just purchased a version but when I tried to go onto the forum a pop up appeared saying I was banned and that the ban will never be lifted, which is fair enough except...
10:10 Tue 01st Mar 20119 answers, last by moonraker558 12:51 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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Suspicious Wife!

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Prudence home...
09:15 Mon 28th Feb 20115 answers, last by flump1 22:27 Mon 28th Feb 2011
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Good Morning All.

Dont want to upset you but it looks like another wet one today, Keep smiling folks.
04:10 Tue 22nd Feb 201116 answers, last by wendilla 09:34 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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British Government Financial Assistance.

British old age pensioner weekly allowance : £100. illegal immigrants / refugees weekly allowance : £250. British pensioner spouse weekly allowance: £25. illegal immigrants spouse...
20:57 Mon 21st Feb 20117 answers, last by TTG 09:35 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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Morning All

Just thought I would get in first, It's a wet start on the plain today but I think we are used to it by now, Who wants all of that hot sunny weather with gentle warm breezes blowing while white fluffy...
04:17 Sun 13th Feb 201111 answers, last by pixi- 09:49 Sun 13th Feb 2011
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Funny Video

http://1funvid.blogsp...t-video-in-world.html...
12:07 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Humax Foxsat

Does anyone know of a good .TS converter that the Humax records in and how do you delete all of the ads from a recording. If it has to be done using another program what one would you recomend please?
14:20 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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Some jokes to brighten up your day.

85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my...
15:54 Sat 05th Feb 20111 answer, last by Francis Asis 21:12 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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A farmer....

in Wiltshire has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
22:04 Fri 04th Feb 20112 answers, last by marval 15:08 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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Good Morning All

As my night shift comes to an end the weekend starts here, no more work till Wednesday. Weather not too good but who cares. Have a good weekend all.
04:14 Fri 04th Feb 201161 answers, last by sallabananas 09:00 Fri 04th Feb 2011

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