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Findus Lasagna...

What would you do? I fancy a lasagna for our meal tonight & I've got a large 'Findus' one in the freezer. normally we quite enjoy it with garlic bread and a fresh salad. But... do I eat it or throw...

Barmaid

Redressing The Balance

OK, so we are lightheartedly putting our other halves up for loan. What do you think they would say about you?!!!! I'll start. Stroppy mare who can't be spoken to in the morning before essential...

AB Editor

Username Amnesty Results

Afternoon, I hope to be able to make the following username changes today at some point. These usernames ARE NOT LIVE and you should NOT see or be able to use them YET. I will EMAIL those of you who...

vulcan42

Username

Has anybody else noticed with their new name? Yesterday I was vulcan,my new name, today I am vulcan42 again.

starone

Hooray, My Name Has Changed

Kindly notice everyone for future use, I am now starone and not starbuckone. You will know because my avatar is still the same, so no excuses. Thanks to ed, true to his promise!

DTCwordfan

A Bard's Valentine's Poem To The Ab Gals

The things about AB women we appreciate May seem indelicate: We'd like to find you in Mrs O’s shower And chase the Sunny soap for half an hour. We'd like to have you in our power And see your...

andypandy

Why Does My Dog Eat Poo.

I have two 11 month old lakeland cross JR terriers and the boy eats poo, not his own poo but his sisters. I give them top quality complete puppy food and mixer meal, and have even tried putting...

ttfn

Yoohoo, Moony

I have seasoned my skillet, how many can you manage? Sugar, lemon or syrup? I could flip for you ;) (and I probably will if you don't put a ruddy clean vest on!) ♥...

horseshoes

My New Gravatar

Don't you think I look good enough to eat!

TheOtherHalf

Sex Life Of A Sea Slug......

I heard this on Radio4 about 6am yesterday morning but was still too half asleep to take it all in, so googled it to read. Fascinating. How would you menfolk feel about this happening to you. good or...

Jemisa

Valentine Ditty's...

My Grandaughters (6 & 8) have been making 'Valentines Cards' today and with the old saying we've been making up little poems... For their daddy they've come up with.. Roses are red Violets are blue...

craft1948

Old Posts

Have you ever looked through your old posts and thought, this is my favourite? This is mine............ http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question797153.html...

AB Editor

Username Amnesty

Good morning, We've decided to offer everyone the chance to change their username, just once, to make it more appropriate. Why? Well, over the years we've had different rules at different times about...

FredPuli43

What Strange Things Have You Smoked?

Ever smoked foreign cigarettes or 'tobacco' which seemed a little less than right (though legal)? Old soldiers used to talk of 'Camel' cigarettes which tasted as though they had more camel product...

DJHawkes

So Who Has Taken Up The Name Amnesty Offer?

I can't wait to be back to Dottie as people keep thinking I'm a bloke and that it's me in my avatar! lol

Sipowicz

New Username?

May I suggest that if you use a new username, keep your Avatar the same, at least for a while, so that everyone knows who's who. (or was!)

FredPuli43

Morning All!

Bit cloudy and just a little cold outside. Just heard a yap at the door; one of the littlies has just returned from a night's rabbiting and seen the light on, and thought "better get in the warm with...

moonraker558

It's The Way I Tell Em'.

I was telling TTFN in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

it's Sunday, it's dark and wet here in Edinburgh...I'm just thinking of the first pot of tea and some of you don't appear to have been to bed yet !!!...off to church of ASDA later and specsavers with...

anotheoldgit

Should Women Fight In The Infantry?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/9823312/Army-has-dropped-fitness-standards-to-allow-more-women-to-join.html In the continuing quest for sex equality, why should it be only men who have...

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