The National Anthem was played at the end of a film and everyone stood up and sang it? When PC was a Constable...only When you got an early and late postal delivery, now it's just late... When you had...
As Wiltshire Ham goes - you deserve this new dedication. You can now play solitaire with 1 joker in the pack - guess who? Please give my very best wishes to mrs moony - Lord knows how she has put up...
♪Happy Birthday to me♪. ttfn has obviously forgot so I will wrap my own prezzie then. You won't have noticed but there is a frost this morning so if like me you have young plants out oops, Been...
I haven't found a single scientific proof to prove that atheists exist. I've seen plenty of anecdotal evidence but no solid proof. So all you argumentative no-God-loving types should stand up and show...
i'm doing my first ever night shift (7pm - 7.30am). Not sure what to expect. Ive been told to maybe bring some energy drinks for my first night. Strange question but do shift workers normally have a...
I know that the internet is 24 hours but here do people actually talk all night, do you have shifts like certain people usually are here from a certain time to a certain time and at night you'll have...
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penis's 24 inches long. When the Black male reaches a certain age a string is tied around...
When I shut down my Widows 7 PC, there's a notification on the shut down button that updates are ready to be installed. The PC closes down as normal after it's done what's necessary. When I boot up...
I won't disagree with that. T'other night I set the alarm on my mobile so I could go out and get my bearings for the ISS sighting. The alarm went off and I answered it and couldn't fathom out why...
May I ask about your tattoo. It looks like a cross with a Yorkshire Rose on it. I think I can read the word Sylvia but i cannot read the other name. Oh and it looks like a butterfly to the top left. I...
I've had a new boiler fitted in the kitchen and when I run the hot water into either the kitchen or bathroom sink it comes out opaque , but after a minute or so the water in the sink starts to clear....
Good morning, it seems there's not many of us about yet, I see you are boxtops, anyone else.?
What ya doin' today, I'm off to a Garden Show later.
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm...
LADIES!!! Remember ... a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture .' I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making...