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ummmm

Walkers....

Walkers are to add a new flavour of crisps to their range. Semen flavour... They will be marketed as diet crisps as 97.8% of women will spit them out.
15:12 Tue 17th Mar 20093 answers, last by chinadog 21:10 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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RoaldoM

Did you hear aboute the depressed baker?

He lost the will to seive
23:55 Sat 14th Mar 20097 answers, last by sophie_1003 19:17 Mon 16th Mar 2009
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chrisrob

Punny Rabbit

A rabbit used to visit his pub every lunch time for a toasted sandwich. One day he'd have a toasted tuna sandwich, another day he'd have a toasted cheese sandwich, another day he'd have a toasted ham...
09:07 Sat 14th Mar 20091 answer, last by Mr-Marvel 01:12 Sun 15th Mar 2009
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dot.hawkes

Thanks for the heads up Kempie!!!!

yayyyyyyyy, the ed has listened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:25 Sun 15th Mar 200917 answers, last by legendis.god 11:48 Sun 15th Mar 2009
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ummmm

Michael Jackson

Has just announced his tour dates.... They are... Joe - 5 Bob - 4 David - 6 Tom - 6 Andy 7
16:10 Sat 14th Mar 20096 answers, last by ummmm 08:26 Mon 16th Mar 2009
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dot.haukes

Hi I'm new on here, why am i green when will i turn grey

what does LOL mean and where are you all from? what is that bright star in the sky and can we post a picture on here?
21:34 Sat 14th Mar 200923 answers, last by RoaldoM 23:38 Sat 14th Mar 2009
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OldJake..

did emdy else think of a certain cber

whn they read about that wee german boy who postd on a chatsite that naebody cared aboot hm before he gunnd down people in cold blood? Step away frm the computer fatboy. Oh, has anyone heard frm...
22:13 Fri 13th Mar 20096 answers, last by Sgt.Rock 00:06 Sat 14th Mar 2009
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DotH

dot.hawkes is banned and removed

because I retaliated against knobby saying he had seen my picture on facebook and he thought i was ugly and because he keeps referring to the baby my son's GF lost as though in some way the baby...
20:26 Fri 13th Mar 2009127 answers, last by MWB 01:37 Sat 21st Nov 2009
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knobby,

Retard

Does anybody know one?
00:21 Fri 13th Mar 200926 answers, last by ladybird49 08:37 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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knobby,

Well

I think that some people like hawkwind and the podgycat should be taken of this site for being boring and trying to bully people on here and saying things on here about people like me and leg and...
00:07 Fri 13th Mar 200924 answers, last by legendis.god 10:17 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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mariner2

Why the f* do people say . . .

. . . arks instead of ask??
14:23 Thu 12th Mar 200940 answers, last by johntrevor 11:58 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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knobby.

Has

Anybody seen the wrestler with mickey rourke (spelling). We watched it today as it was cloudy in the reef so we had an afternoon in watching a film as we had nothing else better to do and got bored...
21:44 Wed 11th Mar 200910 answers, last by legendis.god 10:53 Thu 12th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Object of my affection?

So who's 'the one' who's gone up and down in my estimation on cb? Is Dot hankering for some noknow luurrrrrrrrve? Who floats Ummmm's boat? Place your bets now please........... LOL
23:47 Wed 11th Mar 200948 answers, last by NoMercy 02:00 Thu 12th Mar 2009
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ummmm

omg...!!!

Has Barack Obama been trained by the same monkey as George Bush?
22:37 Wed 11th Mar 200910 answers, last by ianfran 23:14 Wed 11th Mar 2009
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legendis.god

Wheres knobby?

Im in dreamers got a nice table view of the stage and a jug of lager lappys on the wifi and the ape aint here yet !!!! and pasty n lippy tooo maybe theyve lost their way ???
21:36 Tue 10th Mar 200910 answers, last by Mr-Marvel 22:38 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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haysi06

Ok you lovely people

Please come over to a nice wee site called exochat. Its dead good and there are games and stuff and erm nice people. I feel bad because its been a month since I was there, but I PROMISE you will like...
21:03 Tue 10th Mar 200921 answers, last by whambam 22:52 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

Is this sort of funny

A woman walks up to reception at a casino in Riyadh. "What can I get you?" said the woman behind the desk. "Burkha and chips please."
10:48 Tue 10th Mar 200911 answers, last by carlton23 23:36 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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legendis.god

pre nytollllllllllllllll

Welll my mouths drier than an old maids closet . im going for a beer and an indian and check on the troops i will however return to post nytol later on to nite all. take care and may your next case of...
19:59 Tue 10th Mar 20097 answers, last by FlyingFlump 21:05 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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MrsMilz

Replacing The Toilet Rolls !

Why is it that some men have difficulty in replacing the toilet rolls in the loo when it's finished....is it beneath them to forward plan and replace this essential item as courtesy for the next...
22:02 Mon 09th Mar 20099 answers, last by alavahalf 23:25 Mon 09th Mar 2009
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legendis.god

nytolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Well folks off to watch some tv. Seen more action in an old maids pants. lol yes that means you lol oh nite folks btw ? ? DID I LOL ?? OH AND ??????? DID THIS HELP ??????
20:42 Mon 09th Mar 20095 answers, last by OldJake.. 22:55 Mon 09th Mar 2009

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