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piggynose

A man decides to spice up his lovelife by playing a game...

He says to his Mrs, we´re going to play a game where you have to guess the flavour of the condom, i´ll just turn the light off now, the mrs replies is it gorgonzola? hang on he says i...
18:14 Tue 27th Dec 20118 answers, last by heathfield 18:34 Tue 27th Dec 2011
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pussnboots

It's a year on the 4th January...

since my old boy Boots died. I thought I would not ever get another cat, but been thinking about a Maine Coon, there's one here, he's a beauty. I don't know whether to go and see him, I know what will...
21:10 Sat 24th Dec 201124 answers, last by mrs.chappie 18:23 Tue 27th Dec 2011
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missprim

A funny thing happened to me on

Christmas Eve. That morning I got a phone call from my daughter asking if I would like to come for tea. I said I would, and asked her what were we having. Shepherds Pie with veg. Daughter asked if I...
11:14 Tue 27th Dec 201115 answers, last by nannybooby 16:53 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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carlton23

Perhaps!!!

Perhaps as the Duke is coming out of hospital to-day Sqad will also be able to be discharged.
09:08 Tue 27th Dec 201115 answers, last by mrs.chappie 18:06 Tue 27th Dec 2011
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fred-claus

Be Careful what You Say

Whit family and friends get-to-gethers, I'm cautioning people to be extremely careful of what you say, once said, you can NEVER take it back, most of the time, it's best to say nothing. Grit your...
10:57 Sun 25th Dec 20113 answers, last by petal54 11:50 Sun 25th Dec 2011
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icemaiden

I can now officially say....... .....

Happy Xmas everyone!! Xx
00:13 Sun 25th Dec 201136 answers, last by maggiebee 20:17 Sun 25th Dec 2011
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DTCwordfan

Happy Christmas to all

My apologies if I have missed you. It wasn't intentional, just failing memory, Xmas Eve tipples of a drink, lack of room in what is a stuffed adaption below.. Hope that you enjoy it - technically it...
08:05 Sun 25th Dec 201131 answers, last by Elderman 16:02 Sat 31st Dec 2011
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mrs.chappie

Poorly cockatiel...

My very old cockatiel fell off his perch last night. He couldn’t get up and spent the night on the floor of the aviary, fluffed up in a corner. His vent and cere are both clean, his droppings...
23:23 Tue 20th Dec 20117 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:55 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Space-Cadet

Whose the tallest .....the shortest

On AB ? Not me for any , I don't think. 5-9...
22:26 Thu 22nd Dec 201159 answers, last by Booldawg 12:20 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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sherrardk

Flipping baking

Actually got my wood burning stove connected up and working - but now I am too hot (and I have turned it down). I know I just need to get used to it but it is like a flipping sauna in here at the...
21:42 Wed 21st Dec 201113 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:47 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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kat1

Pensioners!

What the heck are they doing in supermarkets at this time of the day & it being one of the busiest days of the year!!!!!! When my mum was alive she did her shopping first thing in the morning as...
17:15 Thu 22nd Dec 201189 answers, last by micmak 19:29 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Slapshot

Not been a great day.......

I had to go to the dentist this morning with a knackered gnasher. The tooth wouldn't come out so the gum had to cut in three places and retracted back to the bone. The bone of the socket had to be...
22:43 Wed 21st Dec 201124 answers, last by Slapshot 12:42 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Space-Cadet

Christmas pud

Love it or Hate it ?...
22:47 Wed 21st Dec 201132 answers, last by Ann86 00:02 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Postdog

Hospital update.

But before I do, seems like everyone on here has been or is going to hospital! Anyway, some might remember my failed operation in November, Got a letter today and I have been booked in again at the...
20:40 Wed 21st Dec 201124 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:59 Wed 21st Dec 2011
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AB Editor

Merry Christmas From The AnswerBank

:)
09:06 Tue 20th Dec 2011271 answers, last by paddywak 05:39 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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lylabellablueyes

Would you?

Well I went round to my friends tonight and she was telling me about all the washing she had to do and that she was paying someone to do it. We sorted it all out and filled 14 bin bags full. She then...
20:05 Tue 20th Dec 201140 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:11 Wed 21st Dec 2011
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Mamyalynne

Happy Birthday RSVP

Have a great day !!
00:02 Wed 21st Dec 201113 answers, last by marval 18:37 Wed 21st Dec 2011
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mrs.chappie

Take That....

Crikey, those Take That lads are fit. Anyone watching them on the telly?
23:20 Sun 18th Dec 201115 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:58 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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joggerjayne

Wrapping Presents

Boring?
22:15 Tue 20th Dec 201143 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:46 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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annie0000

So sad - just can't get this out of my head.

Yesterday neighbours of ours got up went about their daily business thinking their daughter was having a long lie while on holiday from Uni and when they went to wake her they found her dead. She was,...
23:14 Tue 20th Dec 201135 answers, last by annie0000 22:28 Thu 29th Dec 2011

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