I am posting this quickie to let you all know that I am still in the land of the living....just. I had to undergo a serious operation and I died twice during the op. I wish I could tell you that I saw...
As far as I am aware, we have just one Romanian woman in our small town and guess what....she sells the Big Issue. Yesterday I was browsing in a shop when she came in and began chatting to the shop...
I've been selling a few bits on Ebay and yesterday I parceled up a t shirt. I realised I had over estimated the cost of postage so I put a note in and as a refund,attached a first class stamp, cut...
In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with Chernobyl), the village fete committee were huddled around a single candle in the broom cupboard of the village hall. They had long since...
Good afternoon lovely people. I have sent a note to the AbEd explaining my absence (new kneecap op, poorly husband, poorly youngest child etc etc) and I seem to have escaped without an after school...
As election day is almost here, today's challenge is to take a song/book/tv programme or film title, and [i]change it slightly[i] to incorporate anything to do with politics/any politician/the...
They say that they sometimes pay out a reward, but not always, even if the person grassed up IS arrested.
Has anyone ever rung them and if so, how did you get on?...
Youngest Junior Overall and his best friend (both 15) had the day off school today for the Tour de Yorkshire. They have had their eyes on a pair of young ladies and have spent the day with them. I...
We are just back from a BBQ at a friends house - they live on the route of the Tour de Yorkshire. It may have been the.....ahem.... sun that went to my head but when I spotted a helicopter hovering, I...
Can you think of a film/book/tv programme or song title....change it slightly (take note of this svejk) to incorporate something medical? For example: One Flu Over the Cuckoos Nest. Best answer will...
I have been coveting a floor rug from Laura Ashley but could not justify spending the £70 it cost. I spotted the identical rug on Ebay for £25 but misread the end time of the auction and missed it...
Male Islamic martyrs will have queues of female virgins waiting for them when they reach paradise. What is the reward for female martyrs? If there was a queue of male virgins waiting for me I think I...
Australia are refusing to accept immigrants arriving in rickety boats. I have read two articles on this but I am blowed if I can find the second one. Anyway, since they started giving them the option...
Is is just me or does anyone else think they are becoming too expensive? In a recent visit to one local Mind shop I found a Per Una top for sale for £9.99 which had a whacking great non-repairable...
A question in another section has prompted me to stick my head above the parapet with this one. I am a fairly frequent hospital in-patient and have encountered fellow patients of all races and...
Today's challenge is to incorporate the name of an AB'er into a film, book, tv programme or song.
An example is the film: One Boo Over the Cuckoos Nest
Over to you lot!...
A question about FB prompted me to think about old boyfriends and the reasons I was dumped or dumped them.
What is the most unusual reason you were dumped or dumped someone?...
On my phone there is a Walkman and a Play Music thingy (sorry, but I am a complete technophobe). I have a selection of my music on the phone. Whichever option I use to play music, it simply plays the...