As a maths dunce, I'm struggling to work this out. If someone has worked for a business for 33 years and currently earns ?25K, how much redundancy money would they be entitled to?
Following on from the button mushroom in the "Farts" Q, let me share this one with you. A bloke I went to school with got married in the 1980's. On the morning of the wedding the groom & best man went...
My best friend is 50 soon and I want to make up a big bag of spoof pressies. So far I've got Sanatagen wine, a hairnet, plastic rainhood, Werthers Originals, Tena Lady, an Oxfam beige cardigan & a...
Idle banter at work this morning. A colleague insists that when you get married, the registrar (or whoever) informs the Inland Revenue etc. I say they don't. Who is right?
On a recent thread (which I can't find), someone posted a link to a photo of a very old woman who was (I think) doing stretches against a wall or bench. I've googled in vain looking for this pic. Can...
I've been on a course today and when I arrived at the training company (which is on private land) I asked where I should park. I was told to park in any bay in front of the building, so I (and the...
1. It's about bits you'd get for thermal comfort (4,4) b-d-/--i- 2. Merchant ship in trouble over cargo system (6) ---o-- 3. Disease! It's new, getting rock birds on shore(6) P-----
Mine were: 1. Someone gave me a box of choccies & Mr O scoffed all the soft centres, grrrr. 2. Eldest Junior Overall raided my wardrobe for a Goth outfit & trashed my best black top.
I went to see the in laws first thing this morning. They've just had their front garden block paved and it's big enough for 4 cars. I was told off for parking on it because "it cost a lot of money so...
My sister is ill and has to cut phosphates out of her diet. On the list of forbidden foods are milk & cheese. What baffles us is that she is allowed as much double cream as she likes. Can anyone...