I've spoken with an old schoolfriend who was also at this wedding and her memory is better than mine! All the band WERE there but one of them was the best man and not the groom as I thought. All I can...
My eldest junior overall has just microwaved a tin of meatballs. The instructions said microwave for 4 mins, stand for 2 mins. The numbskull cooked them for FORTY TWO minutes. Any suggestions on uses...
After a foray into romantic writing in an earlier post, I have now completed the book. It's about two characters who profess to loathe each other but then fall in lust and then love. The characters in...
Dear AB Ed I'd like to suggest we have an AB boxing ring where people with grudges against other people on here could go to slug it out. This would hopefully stop posts being hijacked by combatants...
Last night I was stargazing and noticed one very bright star with an unusual yellow colour. If you look at the 3 stars in a line that are part of Orion and imagine that they are at 4 o'clock, this...
I've developed a purple lump the size of a pea on my gum between an upper back tooth and the roof of my mouth. There's no toothache although the lump is a bit sore. I can't get a dental appointment...
I'm after the correct version of the phrase about age and something overcoming youth and something. I think the word treachery is in there somewhere. Many thanks.
This loser was married and was jailed for assaulting his wife. She divorced him and after prison he moved away. A couple of years ago he reappeared with a new woman in tow. He assaulted her and kicked...
I imagine Doc Spock looks like the miserable old man from Last Orders, Boo looks like Nigella, JohnLambert looks like Bruce Parry, and Villagevicar looks like everyone's kindly uncle. This IS NOT an...
Dear Ab Ed, Could I request a mention in your next blog? I was the first person to ask a Q in the new weather section AND it was a proper question at that. Surely this honour entitles me to a mention...