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mrs_overall

I have an even more cunning plan

Dont reply to any posts by the resident nutter - he'll soon get bored and crawl back under his stone
19:31 Sun 20th Feb 201116 answers, last by daffy654 20:28 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

I have a plan

on how to make the world a better place I told the bloke it last night but he started snoring after 30 seconds. Would you like me to tell you my master plan? but please do not start snoring....
19:21 Sun 20th Feb 201175 answers, last by Dris 23:24 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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mrs_overall

Does AB Towers have a padded cell?

If so, I have a nominee for residence there
17:00 Sun 20th Feb 201133 answers, last by Dris 19:20 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

The bloke has just phoned me from the pub.

To say that he is sorry for trying to make me pay for all the holiday and he will pay for half of it but only if I stop coming on here so much and speaking to my new found friends here. But I am not...
16:56 Sun 20th Feb 201140 answers, last by Lydeard 17:56 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

Huh!!!!!

I am going to take my custom elsewhere as you ladies and Mr nomad here seem to be a bit, a bit, well how can I put this suttle without trying to offend you ladies and Mr nomad..... Err well a bit...
12:26 Sun 20th Feb 201117 answers, last by mrs_overall 16:54 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

Me and the bloke

are going to book a fortnight in Majorca this summer, but he expects me to pay for it all because I have been left a few thousand pounds from a relative when she died. Do you think this is fair as he...
15:58 Sun 20th Feb 201141 answers, last by NazNomad 17:40 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

The bloke

has just had his wicked way with me and has now gone down the pub to watch 4 hours of football and I bet he don't get home until kicking out time. He did not even kiss me or say goodbye to me, he just...
15:10 Sun 20th Feb 201139 answers, last by brenda 18:03 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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zzxxee

Sunday dinner thread

There does not seem to be one started yet, so i will kick it off. Im having lamb chops today what are you doing for lunch ?....
15:02 Sun 20th Feb 201127 answers, last by marval 17:05 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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zzxxee

World Guiness book of records

Have you ever broken a record and its in the world guiness book of records? If so what year and what was it ? If not would you like to? and if so which one?...
14:46 Sun 20th Feb 201112 answers, last by zzxxee 09:29 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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mrs_overall

Suggestions need for Docpock

He needs a more normal hobby than photographing illegal number plates
14:05 Sun 20th Feb 201116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 15:08 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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docspock

Notice of intended prosecution !!

Damn, caught at 38 mph on unfamiliar road. Does this look like a built up area. ????? http://i53.tinypic.com/azbgb6.jpg This car went through ahead of me, I shall send the piccy to the constulary to...
13:41 Sun 20th Feb 201171 answers, last by saxy_jag 20:58 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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sandyRoe

Reddish discolouration about the size of a 1p coin and near its centre what looks like a small blister.

On the glans. Sign of syphilis?
12:54 Sun 20th Feb 201114 answers, last by anneasquith 20:26 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

I am a budding author

and I want to write a book entitled HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE. Can you give me any ideas as how it works to get your book published? TIA...
12:45 Sun 20th Feb 201116 answers, last by summerbeauty 17:44 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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jd_1984

Dire Straights

My fave band at the moment. Always knew of them but I have just started listening to a couple of their albums and I am blown away!
12:40 Sun 20th Feb 201126 answers, last by Sooper 13:48 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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Dris

Distracted by AB .com........................

Just noticed I picked the unwashed spoon for mixing the cats grub up instead of the one I set out for my yoghurt......and ive now had several spoonfuls of yoghurt and whiskas....heave :((((((
11:56 Sun 20th Feb 201138 answers, last by Lore 13:22 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

Well I'm having a good old fashioned flounce

What you having? ;0)...
11:37 Sun 20th Feb 201115 answers, last by Dris 12:12 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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summerbeauty

It seems that nothing changes here

There are still all the same types of peeps that want to have a go at you for no reason. That is why I left many moons ago as I could not be arsed with the morons. Now please strut your own stupid...
02:43 Sun 20th Feb 201128 answers, last by boxtops 11:48 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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reaper74

can i stay?

please if i behave and do nothing wrong can i join this happy band?
10:46 Sun 20th Feb 201154 answers, last by reaper74 14:05 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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pixi-

never eating okra again!

have you ever been put off a food you love? I never ate okra til i met my fella, i tried it and found i loved it....usually we buy it frozen but on friday i saw some fresh on the market...... we...
11:11 Sun 20th Feb 201124 answers, last by pixi- 10:39 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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mrs_overall

My street cred is now down the pan......

I took my youngest to see the Chuckle Brothers today. To me......to you........
20:23 Sat 19th Feb 201113 answers, last by mrs_overall 10:52 Sun 20th Feb 2011

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