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Intruder Cat

A female cat has discovered my tabby's cat-flap and is now coming in and out like a fiddler's elbow. She just goes straight upstairs and sleeps on the spare bed morning, noon and usually through the...

albaqwerty

An Oldie

The phone rings and a woman answers A pervert with heavy breathing says “I bet you have a tight arse with no hair” the woman replies......... “ Yes & he is watching tv---- who shall I say is...

cupid04

Happy Birthday Arksided.

Happy birthday Arksided. Have a wonderful day. cupid04. xx...

murraymints

Another Avatar

getting good at this avatar thing...another view of my garden..patio in summer

cupid04

Just Wondering....

Is there anybody been on answerbank since its birth in 2000? I've only been on here since about 2007. What was it like in the early days?

Purple_Popple

Have You?

Sent any Valentine cards ?...

DaisyNonna

Calm

Wind stopped, no rain, sun shining. Have risked putting up my window birdfeeder. Had to rescue it from downstairs' garden on Tuesday.

excelsior-1

That's Interesting

just watching (finally) recorded programme from last friday - winter games opening ceremony athletes parading into the stadium country by country - just seen the two athletes from thailand coming in,...

murraymints

Im So Excited

In restaurant waiting for them all to come to dad's 80th birthday bash ,table festooned with balloons, banners sparkly stuff and mucho vino !!! I could crush grape !...

NoMercy

How Will You Spend Valentine's Day?

Any grand plans?...

2sp_

Wowzers...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html I wonder what she told the Post Office when...

Booldawg

Very Worried About My Dog

I went to bed about 10pm and woke up at 10.30 as I thought I could hear my dog being sick downstairs. When I got downstairs he was lying on the sofa having what I can only describe as an epileptic...

excelsior-1

Happy Valentine......

......to you lovely AB ladies (i'm off tomorrow morning for the weekend, which is why i'm saying this now) enjoy the day ladies...

hc4361

Dlt Verdict

Not Guilty. Hurrah!

wendilla

Nearly 2 Hours Since Last Post So

Just thought I would let you know just had crackers and cheese .

TWR

Damage

Has there been in your area that you know of?

LazyGun

Vertigo

I was suffering vertigo just watching this short video :) It purports to show 2 free climbers ascending to the very top of the as yet unfinished Shanghai Tower, especially the bit at the end....

lady-janine

Good Morning Early Birds

hello to all of you out there. not so windy at the moment and not raining. so it's a good day. where are you?...

BlueToffee

Church Ladies With Typewriters....

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The...

Ann

Happy Birthday Jemisa

Have a lovely day Jem, we know you are not able to be on here now due to poor eyesight, but we do hope someone may be able to read you these birthday messages. We really miss you and your great jokes...

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