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vernonk

Dating Sites

Trying to persuade a single friend to try online dating. I've never needed to but if any of you have which do you recommend or otherwise?
05:27 Fri 18th Oct 20138 answers, last by Barmaid 10:21 Fri 18th Oct 2013
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Gizmonster

Just When You Think You've Seen It All .....

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/RescueMe_zps84e81213.jpg ..... just for the record, it had broken down .... it wasn't being towed away or anything !! Still, it made me chuckle...
22:04 Thu 17th Oct 20138 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:07 Fri 18th Oct 2013
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megfitz

Oatibix Minis

These were my O.H. favourite cereal, now I can't find them anywhere, why when you find something you like ..do they stop making it!!!!
00:18 Fri 18th Oct 20136 answers, last by boxtops 20:38 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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weecalf

15 Seconds Go

Andy said willy would speak to him for 15 seconds .Right so what would you have said to Andy or indeed anyone getting a gong in 15 seconds .Perhaps Well ....eerm oh yes .your that murray fellow who...
07:33 Fri 18th Oct 20135 answers, last by weecalf 09:00 Fri 18th Oct 2013
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Ric.ror

Hydrangea -Pruning Of

I intend to prune my hydrangea RIGHT back this weekend I am thinking the roots will then have less foliage to nourish through the winter months Am I right in my thinking?...
06:55 Fri 18th Oct 20139 answers, last by pussnboots 17:08 Fri 18th Oct 2013
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Bbbananas

Just Thought I'd Pop In And Say Hello.

Hello. :-)
21:04 Thu 17th Oct 201320 answers, last by sandyRoe 22:18 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Delia's Way

Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips . The Weegie Hoosewifes Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake....
08:41 Thu 17th Oct 20136 answers, last by maggiebee 17:13 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Thursday and all is well..Morning everyone xxx
05:38 Thu 17th Oct 2013137 answers, last by Baldric 09:05 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Dee Sa

Last Nights Lottery

yippee I have won £25 on last night lottery not megabucks but better than my usual nowt. It will pay for my night out tonight at bingo, who knows I might get lucky there too but I doubt it. Have a...
08:46 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:59 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Vaseline

VASELINE A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you...
08:38 Thu 17th Oct 20136 answers, last by zebo 11:25 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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xword addict

Local Quiz

All answers are double C eg a treat for children = chocolate crispier Handy when making truffles Famous runner born in 1931 Found in New England USA Suitable for vegetarians Thank you for any help...
04:33 Thu 17th Oct 20138 answers, last by murraymints 08:43 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Polar Bears...

Baby Polar bear says to his mum "Mum? Mum? am I really a polar bear?" Of course you are baby bear, you've got a big furry white coat and big white paws A minute goes past and baby bear says again...
08:32 Thu 17th Oct 20133 answers, last by murraymints 08:40 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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God And The Archangel Gabriel

The angel Gabriel said to God What you working on today? God said I`m making a place called Scotland, It`s goin to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautifull brown trout, the...
08:26 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by zebo 11:28 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Ryanair

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty...
08:19 Thu 17th Oct 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:43 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Some Scottish Gags For Minty

1. A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: 'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken 'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from?' 'From my knickers tae ma feet....
08:15 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by sunny-dave 10:49 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Specially For Minty

What do you call a penguin with an abacus ? Cold and calculating...
08:12 Thu 17th Oct 20133 answers, last by waterboatman 08:18 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Depressed

I had a trainspotter mate that was really depressed and suicidal, but he didn't have the guts to top himself. So we were out for a walk one day and I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was...
08:09 Thu 17th Oct 20133 answers, last by murraymints 08:13 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Screwing

It's the Spring of 1957 and BillyBob goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not...
08:11 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by waterboatman 08:20 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Philosophy

Descartes - To be is to do. Voltaire - To do is to be. Frank Sinatra - Do be do be do....
08:02 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by pixie373 08:05 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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RATTER15

How Did They Separate The Men From The Boys In Ancient Greece?

. . . . . . . . . . . . With a crow bar....
08:00 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by pixie373 08:07 Thu 17th Oct 2013

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